Dear Phillipa...
January, 10th 2007 03:46 AM  Welcome back to TiV - This is Vietnam.I think we've had long enough to read

about the fluffy bunny and his Miss Whiplash, which has been featured in

this section of cfn for the last couple of months.For another glance, at your

leisure, pronounced lezure and not the Yank version leezure, of the fluffy bunny

man press the blue icon for stored back dates...and more.But for now tuck into a

delightful conversation, which was recorded between Saigon Rugby Football Club

and a past ‘member' of the Club.

 

Club policies, it seems, have to be adhered to...tell us what you think.

(names have been changed as to not identify the idiots)

 

Scroll down, start at the bottom and work your way up.

Dear Phillipa,

We are very confused regarding your intentions to file for harrasment and

are wondering what could possibly lead you to this decision?

In reviewing all correspondence we have answered your questions and

advised you on the most appropriate way to carry out your wishes in line

with club policy.

Our clubs charter states: "Any persons wishing to be added to the email list

must prepay US$20 in order to receive weekly updates of club activities".

You are clearly in breach of this and have in fact received weekly updates

for 6 months free of charge.

We understand that you do not wish to receive these weekly updates any

longer and would like to be removed from the email list.

Our clubs charter states: "Any person wishing to be removed from the email

list must complete the relevant documents providing a valid reason

that will be discussed for approval by the club committee". This service

has a US$50 administration fee.

We do not wish to cause you any further distress and as such will

remove you from our email list as requested. 

In order for us to process your request we require payment of US$20

joining fee, US$50 cancellation fee, and if this is agreed to we will

send the relevant documents and payment details, and will not charge

you for the interest acrued on our membership dating back to the

last Touch Rugby Tournament.

We feel that this is the best possible solution for both parties and look

forward to receiving your acceptance.

Best Regards,

Nguyen Qua Sao

Club Secretary

Saigon Rugby Football Club



Phillip ‘X' wrote:

I blind copied him for that exact reason, do you think I would want him

subjected to this.

Stop emailing me before I file for harassment



Saigon Rugby Football Club com> wrote:

Dear Phillip/Phillipa,

You do realise that by 'cc' - ing, as you put it, an acquaintance is

tantamount to correspondence and therefore a potentially new member

to the Club?

Would Phillip, your very manly boyfriend, wish to become a member

or shall we cancel his pending membership thus resulting in a $50.00

cancellation fee?

yours sincerely



Phillip ‘X' wrote:

Oh my God, what kind of organisation are you running?

I dont want to continue correspondance with you!!!!!again I ask the very

reasonable question, why would I pay to join

and then cancel when I am not even a member in the first place.  Are you

that insecure that you cannot cope with rejection, take me off your list

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Phillip am bcc'ing you this to show you what I have been dealing with

all day.  Scroll down and read from the bottom up the rediculous,

irrational emails this organisation is sending me, can you believe it??)



Saigon Rugby Football Club com> wrote:

Dear Phillipa,

Normally a non-member would not have so much of our time allocated to them.

Therefore I suggest that if you would like to continue correspondence with

us you pay your $20 membership fee. If at any time you wish to cancel

your membership you can then pay $50, complete the necessary

paperwork for consideration at the next committee meeting, and if

approved then you will be removed from the email list.

Please note however that you must provide a valid reason and as yet

this has not been received.

Nguyen Qua Sao

Club Secretary

Saigon Rugby Football Club



Phillip ‘X' wrote:

I am not even a member!!! I played once in a touch rugby tournament a

while back and someone took my details!!!

I am sure given these circumstances I can easily be removed from a mailing list.

PS Why would I want to pay $20 to join then $50 to cancel when I dont

even want to be on the list!!!! Surely you members are of a higher

cerebral calibre than that.



Saigon Rugby Football Club com> wrote:

Hi Phillipa,

What a relief!

I apologise for not knowing all of our members although I think I'd get 90%

right.

If you are in fact one of our 130 paid members please let me know why 

you want to be removed from the list?

Regardless I regret to inform you that the $50 cancellation fee still applies

for members, and for non-members it is a $20 joining fee followed by a $50

cancellation fee.

Please advise your preference and we will send you the consent forms.

Nguyen Qua Sao

Club Secretary

Saigon Rugby Football Club



Phillip ‘X' wrote:

Very interesting attempt at humour!!!

......

Have always been 'Phillipa', was never Phillip, (that would be my very

manly husband) shows how much you know about your members.

Will request that you waive the 50 dollars and still take my name of

the mailing list....................

Thanks in advance

Phillipa


Saigon Rugby Football Club com> wrote:

Oh my God!

Phillip has become Phillipa!

We always suspected but didn't think you'd finally go through with it. Was it

Bangkok?

Well done Phillip, congratulations that you can now be your true self. If

you don't think that a rugby club fits in with your new "lifestyle" then we

will certainly remove you from the list, please send $50.

Wait until we tell the rugby club about

this!

Nguyen Qua Sao

Club Secretary

Saigon Rugby Football Club



Phillip ‘X'

wrote:

Could you please take my name off

this mailing list

Thankyou very much

Phillipa

 

 

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