ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active?

WITNESS:      No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY:  What is your date of birth?

WITNESS:     July 18th.

ATTORNEY:  What year?

WITNESS:     Every year.

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ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS:    Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS:      Yes.

ATTORNEY:   And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS:      I forget.

ATTORNEY:   You forget? Can you give us an example of something you

forgot?

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ATTORNEY:   How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS:     Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY:   How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS:     Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that

morning?

WITNESS:      He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY:    And why did that upset you?

WITNESS:       My name is Susan.

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ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in

voodoo?

WITNESS:     We both do.

ATTORNEY:  Voodoo?

WITNESS:     We do.

ATTORNEY:  You do?

WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his

sleep,

he doesn't  know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS:      Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS:     Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS:     Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS:     Yes.

ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS:     Uh....

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ATTORNEY:   She had three children, right?

WITNESS:      Yes.

ATTORNEY:   How many were boys?

WITNESS:      None.

ATTORNEY:   Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS:      By death.

ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a

deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS:      No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY:   Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on

dead people?

WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go

to?

WITNESS:     Oral.

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ATTORNEY:   Do you recall the time that you examined the  body?

WITNESS:     The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS:     No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing

an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS:     Huh?

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And the best for last

ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for

a pulse?

WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY:  But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

practicing law.