The Perfect Day
September, 21st 2006 03:49 AM

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER...

8:15
Wake up to hugs and kisses


8:30
Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday


8:45
Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange

juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive

jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner


9:15
Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil


10:00
Light work-out at club with sexy, funny

personal trainer


10:30
Facial, manicure, makeup application,

shampoo, condition,
blow wave


12:00
Lunch with best friend at fashionable

outdoor café


12:45
Catch sight of partner's ex and notice

that she has gained
17 kgs


1:00
Shopping with friends: unlimited credit


3:00
Nap


4:00
Three dozen roses delivered by florist;

card is from
secret admirer


4:15
Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says

 he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body


5:30
Choose outfit from expensive designer

wardrobe


7:30
Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing,

 with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers


10:00
Hot shower- alone


10:50
Carried to bed... freshly ironed, crisp, white

 linen


11:00
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling


11:15
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM...

6:00
Alarm


6:15
Blow job


6:30
Massive, satisfying shit while reading the

sports section


7:00
Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and

toast-all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing

 her growler


7:30
Limo arrives


7:45
Several beers en route to the airport


9:15
Flight in personal Lear jet


9:30
Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job

en-route)


9:45
Play front nine (2 under par)


11:45
Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle

 of Dom Perignon


12:15
Blow job


12:30
Play back nine (4 under)


2:15
Limo back to airport (several bourbons)


2:30
Fly to Bahamas


3:30
Late afternoon fishing expedition with

all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their

growlers


4:30
Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on

light tackle


5:00
Fly home, massage and hand job by naked

 Elle MacPherson
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)


6:45
Shit, shower and shave


7:00
Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated


7:30
Dinner-lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon

(1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on

 a big pair of tits


9:00
Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in

front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game


9:30
Sex with three women, all with lesbian

tendencies


11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza

snacks and a cleansing beer


11:30
Night-cap blow job


11:45
In bed alone


11:50
A 22-second fart which changes note 4

times and forces the dog to leave the room


11:51
Laugh yourself to sleep

 

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