TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH 

JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA

COUNTY SHERIFF( ARIZONA ) AND HE 

KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER 

AGAIN.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city 

jail" to save Arizona from spending tens 

of million of dollars on another expensive 

prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a 

serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and porno magazines

 in the jails, and took away their 

weightlifting equipment and cut off all but

"G" movies. He says: "they're in jail to pay

 a debt to society not to build muscles so 

they can assault innocent people when 

they leave."

He started chain gangs to use the 

inmates to do free work on county 

and city projects and save taxpayer's 

money.

Then he started chain gangs for women

 so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out

 there was a federal court order that

 required cable TV for jails. So he hooked

 up the cable TV again but only allows 

the Disney channel and the weather 

channel.

When asked why the weather channel he

 replied: "so these morons will know how

 hot it's gonna be while they are working 

on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero 

nutritional value and is therefore a waste

 of taxpayer money. When the inmates 

complained, he told them, "This isn't the

Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't 

come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture 

series on US history that he pipes into 

the jails. When asked by a reporter if he

 had any lecture series by a Democrat, he

replied that a democratic lecture series 

that actually tells the truth for a change

would be welcome and that it might 

even explain why 95% of the inmates 

were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter 

than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just

set a new record for June 2nd), the 

Associated Press reports: About 2,000

inmates living in a barbed- wire-

surrounded tent encampment at the 

Maricopa County Jail have been given 

permission to strip down to their 

government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing 

pink boxer shorts were chatting in the 

tents, where temperatures reached 128

 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we 

live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, 

an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to 

go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear

 pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not

 one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be

 punished for their crimes - not live in 

luxury until it's time for parole, only to 

go out and commit more crimes so they 

can come back in to live on taxpayers 

money and enjoy things many taxpayers

can't afford to have for themselves."

Wednesday he told all the inmates who

were complaining of the heat in the 

tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees

 in Iraq and our soldiers are living in 

tents too, and they have to walk all 

day in the sun, wearing full battle gear

and get shot at, and they have not 

committed any crimes, so shut your 

damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were 

like yours there would be a lot less crime

and we would not be in the current 

position of running out of prison spaces.

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff 

in Maricopa County, Arizona

 

						

						

						
						

						
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Nursing home 
 
An Arab-Australian family were 
considering putting their grandfather 
in a nursing home.  All the Muslim 
facilities were completely full, so they
ended up putting him in a Jewish home.
 
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, 
they come to visit grandpa.
 
"How do you like it here?" asks the 
grandson. "It's wonderful, everyone 
here is so courteous and respectful,"
says grandpa.
 
"We're so happy for you.  We were 
worried that this was the wrong 
place for you."
 
 
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully 
they treat the residents here," 
grandpa says with a big smile.
 
 
"There's a musician here, he's 85-years 
old.  He hasn't played the violin in 20
years and everyone still calls him
'Maestro'!
 
 
And there's a physician here, 90 years 
old.  He hasn't been practicing medicine
for 25 years and everyone still calls 
him 'Doctor'!
 
 
And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years
and they still call me "The 
f*cking Arab!"