July, 05th 2007 06:15 AM
If the Terrorist attempt had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow .
Eyewitness accounts :
America : "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow "This c**t wis running aboot on fire, so ah ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"
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America :" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow :" here pal, am no leaving here till am oan ma fu**in' plane!"
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America :" there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, i thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow :"F**k this fur a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"
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America :" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just
ran for my life"
Glasgow :"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran
up n gave him a good boot in the baws"
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America : there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna
die"
Glasgow :" There wis a wee bang, yi know like when yi throw a BO basher intae a fire, it wis like that"
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America :" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
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Finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are real!)
John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Scotland pal, come here n we'll just set aboot yae"
John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "Me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot intae um and some other guy banjoed him" !
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