something for the ladies this week
June, 28th 2007 04:04 AM

One for the ladies, who obviously find these amusing. Personally I’ve never found any woman funny, especially when trying to tell offensive jokes, which is naturally not in their make-up as they are just too caring, too filled with worry and generally just too nice a breed, - which is why they have never and never ever will be funny – not even Victoria Wood or Jennifer Sainders!

 

The Why's of Men

 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

 

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

 

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

 

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour

lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?! – If it was told by a woman – no. Told by a bloke called Eric in drag – till my arse bled!)

 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties – what is a cocktail party?)

 

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

7. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

 

(because if they all went, it would be Hell.)

 

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter

in your heart......

 

Then you are just an old sour fart. – See even the sweet little crap filled ditty at the end is nauseating! 
 
 
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