Some more from Dave Allen...
November, 07th 2006 21:25 PM 

Dave Allen - drunk joke.

 

Drink doesn't affect me tremendously. I mean if I get absolutely blotto, I‘ll get into bed, and I'll go fast asleep. But if a burglar were to walk into my hose, I would immediately be alert. I would wake up. My mind would be sharp, concise, clear. I would think: ‘Where is my torch? Where is my club?' And then I would think: ‘How do I get out of bed?'

 

His Irish joke:

 

In Ireland, we have two types of Irish. We have ‘Irish', and we have ‘Anglo-Irish'. You can always tell the Anglo-Irish because they wear tweeds and carry shotguns. And they live in London.

 

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