A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to 

meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to 

her Boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to 

go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so 

he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. 

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the 

pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells 

the boy everything there is to know about condoms 

and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy 

how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-

pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack 

because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first 

time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house 

and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited 

for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table 

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly 

offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with

his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement 

from the boy. 

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the 

girlfriend leans over And whispers to the boyfriend, 

"I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea 

your father was a pharmacist."

and now...