reach out/subject/and some funnies
April, 19th 2007 04:22 AM

As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important
meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds
that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly
possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's
condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight
would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick,
feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful
inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small
voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"

Subject: Words Women Use
 
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are Right 
and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting 
dressed, this means half an hour. 
Five Minutes is only five minutes if 
you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before 
helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the 
storm. This means something, And you 
should be on your toes. Arguments 
that begin with nothing usually 
end in fine (see #1).
 
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not 
permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually 
a word but a non-verbal statement 
 
often misunderstood by men. A 
loud sigh means she thinks you 
are an idiot and wonders why she 
is wasting her time standing here 
and arguing with you about nothing . 
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 
nothing.)
 
 
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the 
most dangerous statements a women 
can make to a man. "That's okay" 
means she wants to think long and 
hard before deciding how and when 
you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - 
do not question or faint. Just say 
you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of 
saying "%@&* YOU!"
 
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: 
Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has 
told a man to do several times, but is 
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man 
asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer
to #3.
 
 

 

 

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