Loyalty and midgets
April, 26th 2007 20:12 PM

 

 

 

The newspaper, "The Australian", over a period of weeks sought entries for
The Great Australian yarn.

This was the winner:

Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are ya up to, Mate?"
"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me durin' the
drought."

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Just got this one this morning - I laughed till my teeth bled! 

 

This is a true story, it's a belter . . . . . The Glasgow train from Queen

St to Bishopbriggs was very busy.At the next stop a midget got on, an

actual, proper wee dwarf midget with a Victoria Wines carry-oot bag. It

was quite busy on the train, there was no room for his bag on the seat

beside him, he was looking up at the overhead rack. A good Samaritan was

kind enough to say "would you like me to put that up for you mate "Yes

please" he said, and it was done. But it wasn't up right and when the

train moved, a half bottle of vodka fell out the bag and smashes on the

floor. The midget stands up, his face red with rage, the inspector comes

along to see what's going on. The inspector asked if it was his bag,   The

midget says "aye...and   ah'm no happy !! A voice from the back of the

carriage shouts out " Well . . . . . . . which one are you then ?"

 

OUCH

 

 


 

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