1.) A king size waterbed holds enough 

water to fill a 2000sq. ft. house 4 inches

deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dusters 

and run over them with roller blades, 

they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than

 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling

fan, the motor is not strong enough to 

rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman 

underwear and a Superman cape It is 

strong enough, however, if tied to a paint

can, to spread paint on all four walls of a

 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up 

when the ceiling fan is on. When using a

 ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw 

the ball up a few times before you get

 a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a

 long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-

pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a 

ceiling fan.  

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and 

the words "uh oh", it's already too late

8.) Brake fluid mixed with beer makes 

smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire 

with a flint rock even though 

a

36-year old man says they can only do it

 in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the 

digestive tract of a 4-year

old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not

 be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put 

in a swimming pool you still

can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "salad" sandwiches

 even though TV commercials

show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good 

parachutes.

17.) Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of 

noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know 

what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you 

turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has 

a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine

 does not make earthworms

dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight

 when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try 

mixing the beer and brake fluid. Those who 

pass this on to almost all of their friends, 

with or without boys do it because:

a) For those with no children - this is 

totally hysterical!

b) For those who already have children

 past this age, this is hilarious.

c) For those who have children this age, 

this is not funny.

d) For those who have children nearing 

this age, this is a warning.

e) For those who have not yet had children,

 this is birth control.