IT support? & An 18 year-old
March, 29th 2007 14:21 PM
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
 
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 
 
"Do
 
you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
 
 
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and 
 
enjoyed
 
the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course,
 
one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?
 
 
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
 
 
"You're joking!" was the response.
 
 
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
 
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
 
"Here are my tools."
 
 
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
 
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here " So he
 
picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of 
 
his
 
house.
 
 
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
 
right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I
 
can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with
 
her...... He's naked, too!!!
 
 
He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
 
 
I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull 
 
the
 
trigger."
 
 
"Can you do two for me now?"
 
 
"Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been
 
mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend 
 
of
 
mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man
 
took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few 
 
minutes.
 
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
 
 
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I'm trying to save you a
 
grand here....."
 
 

 

 

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