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May, 01st 2008 03:43 AM

*How are fat girls and mopeds alike? *
*They're both fun to ride until your
friends find out. *

*How is a woman like a condom? *
*Both of them spend more time in your
wallet than on your dick. *


*Why is the space between a woman's
breasts and her hips called a waist?
*Because you could easily fit another
pair of tits in there. *

*How do you make 5 pounds of fat look
good? *
*Put a nipple on it. *

*Why do women rub their eyes when they
wake up? *
*Because they don't have balls to
scratch. *


*Why do women fake orgasms ? *
*Because they think men care. *


*Why do women have smaller feet than
men? *
*It's one of those 'evolutionary things'
that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. *

*How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart? *
*When she starts a sentence with 'A man
once told me...' *

*How do you fix a woman's watch? *
*You don't. There is a clock on the
oven. *


*What's worse than a Male Chauvinist
Pig? *
*A woman who won't do what she's told *

*Scientists have discovered a food that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. *
*It's called a Wedding Cake. *

*Why do men die before their wives? *
*They want to. *


*In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. *
*Then God created Man and rested. *
*Then God created Woman.*
*Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

 

 

 IT WORKS - AMAZING !!!!
 
YOUR AGE BY EATING
OUT

YOUR AGE BY  RESTAURANT MATHS

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun, get it, big fat fun…fatty!


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are:

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS – bollocks will it, I did it two years ago – but sure, it could have just been my bad maths!

 

 

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