Bob & Larry at the bar
November, 16th 2006 03:39 AM

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!

Bob says, "Don't worry, pal.

Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of

hours and got even more drunk.

Eventually Larry stumbles home and

his wife starts to give him a bad time.

"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not

to slur his words, Larry says,

"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin.

Itsh snot wha jew think.

I only had a cupla drrrinks.

But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the

cleaning bill!

"His wife looks in the breast pocket and says,

"But this is forty,bucks.."

"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.

 

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