MY LIVING WILL

Last night, a mate and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

He got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

What a wanker.....

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