Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their
lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved footy all our lives, and we
played footy on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me
one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if
there's footy there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour
for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound
sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little
bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's footy in heaven. Better
yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better
than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring
time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can
play footy all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So
what's the bad news?
"You're in the team for Saturday ."

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time.  Answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....
 
 
 
First Question:
 
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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