Crazy Fool's Newsround - a duck...Ahmed and Mexico!

a duck...Ahmed and Mexico!
February, 14th 2008 03:36 AM

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.
Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting
him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buck shot.
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your brother a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local
symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't
piss in your eye.

hmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in and around London .

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of ï¿½10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support"

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money.

You will still have no job and a large family."

Now look at my sign."

So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads:

"I only need another ï¿½10 to move back to Pakistan "