A drunk staggers...and And couple of old friends...
April, 05th 2007 04:52 AM
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional 
booth,
 
sits down, but says nothing.
T he Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk 
continues to sit there.
F inally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
T he drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this 
side either
 

						

						
						

						

						
						

						
 
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 
"Do
you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
 
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and 
enjoyed
the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course,
one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?
 
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
 
"You're joking!" was the response.
 
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools."
 
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here " So he
picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of 
his
house.
 
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I
can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with
her...... He's naked, too!!!
 
He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
 
I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull 
the
trigger."
 
"Can you do two for me now?"
 
"Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been
mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend 
of
mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man
took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few 
minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
 
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I'm trying to save you a
grand here....."
 
 

 

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