46 things women cannot do...
March, 06th 2008 22:52 PM
46 Things Women CAN'T Do 
  
1/  Know anything about a car except its colour 
2/  Understand a film plot 
3/  Go 24 hours without sending a text message 
4/  Lift 
5/  Throw 
6/  Run 
7/  Park 
8/  Read a map 
9/  Rob a bank 
10/  Sit still 
11/  Tell a joke 
12/  Play pool 
13/  Pay for dinner 
14/  Eat a kebab while walking 
15/  Argue without shouting 
16/  Get told off without crying 
17/  Understand fruit machines 
18/  Walk past a shoe shop 
19/  Make a decent bacon sandwich 
20/  Not comment on strangers clothes 
21/  Use small amounts of toilet paper 
22/  Let you sleep with a hang over 
23/  Drink a pint gracefully 
24/  Get a round in 
25/  Throw a punch 
26/  Do magic 
27/  Like your friends 
28/  Eat a really hot curry 
29/  Get to the point 
30/  Buy plain envelopes 
31/  Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet 
32/  Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold " 
33/  Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends 
34/  Avoid credit card debt 
35/  Dive into a pool 
36/  Assemble furniture 
37/  Set a video recorder 
38/  Not try change you 
39/  Watch a war film 
40/  Understand why flirting results in violence 
41/  Spend a day by themselves 
42/  Go to the toilet by themselves 
43/  Buy a purse that fits in your pocket 
44/  Choose a video quickly 
45/  Fart 
46/  Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

 

 

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