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February, 26th 2009 03:40 AM

Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins? 

A. Society. 

Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex? 

A. A bus shelter. 

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Scouse girl? 

A. Granny. 

Q. Why did the Scouse girl cross the road? 

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. 

Q. What do you call a Scouse girl in a white tracksuit? 

A. The bride. 

Q. What's the first question during a Scouse quiz night? 

A. What you looking at? 

Q. Two Scouse kids in a car without any music - who is driving? 

A. The policeman. 

Q. What's the difference between a Scouse boy and a Scouse girl? 

A. A Scouse girl has a higher sperm count. 

Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool? 

A. Fathers day

 

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
 
 
 
  Artery......................... The study of paintings
 
  Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
 
  Barium......................... What doctors do when  patients die
 
  Benign......................... What you be, after you  be eight
 
  Caesarean Section...............A neighborhood in   Rome
 
  Catscan....................... Searching for the pussy
 
  Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with  her
 
  Colic.......................... A sheep dog
 
  Coma........................... A punctuation mark
 
  Dilate......................... To live long
 
  Enema.......................... Not a friend
 
  Fester......................... Quicker than someone
 else
 
  Fibula......................... A small lie
 
  Impotent....................... Distinguished, well  known
 
  Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
 
  Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
 
  Morbid......................... A higher offer
 
  Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
 
  Node........................... I knew it
 
  Outpatient..................... A person who has  fainted
 
  Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
 
  Post Operative................. A letter carrier
 
  Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery
 
  Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
 
  Secretion...................... Hiding something
 
  Seizure........................ Roman emperor
 
  Tablet......................... A small table
 
  Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the  airport
 
  Tumour..........................One plus one more
 
  Urine.......................... Opposite of you're  out
 
  2 Condoms..................To be sure, to be sure!

 

 

 

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