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March, 19th 2009 05:07 AM

No Sex Since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found
himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was
no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.  Is
something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like
you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little.  Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.  Finally the
young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when
is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!  I mean, no sex since 1955!  She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope
not; it's only 2130 now.'

 

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