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April, 23rd 2009 09:29 AM

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking
water from a pool.

He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol kolera. (in English:
"Don't drink the water, its full of cholera")

The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!"

 

Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way".

 

 

 ITALIAN  WOMEN are TOUGH!

An elderly  Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies  of impending death,
he suddenly smelled the aroma of his  favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs.

He gathered  his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.    
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled  downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs,  he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen,  where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself  already in heaven
for there,  spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds  of his   favorite ravioli.  

Was it  heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty  years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?  

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his  knees in a crumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the  wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth.  

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-   With  a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when  suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.  

"Va fanculo!" she said.   "Questi  sono per il funerale."   (Translation : – F#@k  off – these are for the funeral). 

BIRTHDAY REMINDER

This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turned 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they?

 

 

 

 

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