.../...Ken had been in police work for.../...
January, 15th 2009 04:34 AM

Ken had been in Police work for over 34 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys
50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries
once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation,
someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is
standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road.

Having a Christmas party Friday night.

Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Ken,’ after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. 

Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Ken. 'After 34 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I done a lot of that too, I'll be all right! I'll be there.
Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says
Ken, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months and I'm ready!
I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.

 

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