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April, 21st 2010 22:05 PM  
 I was shocked to hear Home Secretary say that Britain's prison
population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the
world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given
'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can
only dream of.
 
If Eastenders is so true to life, how come none of the loveable Cockney
characters are Man Utd supporters?
 
They say football is a game of two halves. Not for me it isn't. I
regularly down eight or nine pints whilst watching a live game on Sky
 
If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures Salmon and bacon?
 
They say good manners cost you nothing. B*llocks. I sent my daughter to
finishing school and it cost me twenty bloody grand.
 

 

 

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