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April, 02nd 2009 04:52 AM

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing benefit. I would really
rather find a job.
The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big
black Lexus, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The
salary
package starts at GBP100,000.00 a year with room for bonuses.
The scouser said "You're havin' me on!"

 

The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

 

 

 

 

 

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