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July, 01st 2009 17:46 PM

TWO OLD RUGBY PLAYERS 
 
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
 
 One day Mike says, 'Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played
rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour,
when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there.'
  
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed and says: "Mike, you've been my
best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for
you."
 
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
 
 At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep
by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,
"Mike--Mike."
 
 "Who is it?" Asks Mike, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
 
"Mike--it's me, Joe..."
 
"You're not Joe. Joe just died." 
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe." insists the voice.
 
"Joe! Where are you?"
 
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news."
 
 "Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
 
 "The good news," Joe says, is that there is rugby in heaven. Better yet,
all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that,
we're all young again.
 
Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best
of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired."
 
 "That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what
could possibly be the bad news?'" 
 
"You're in the team on Tuesday."!!!!!!!!!!

 6 Facts of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.


 




2. All idiots, after reading the first fact, will try it.





3. And discover that The first  "fact" is false.







4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.







5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


   



6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG??? 
TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE.


Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' 
The Chief nodded in agreement. 
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' 

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.   Women did all the work, Medicine man free.  Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' 

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.' 


 

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