Pedro Primo's Play of the Day
June, 06th 2006 05:25 AM 

 

Last week's International touch rugby down on the Saigon South hallow turf was wined and dined with couture de ouef avec duck a la tremendous. There was a little sizzling sausage on the side too.

Most notable was the deft of passing at close quarters - we mingle well.

Fiercest  grimace went, and as always, without question to any Japanese, who quite often take the grunt awards too. Johan ‘I live till I die' Kubota was absolutely magnificent in his loop and glide, and it was good to see back from skiving, his translator, James ‘I never moan on the paddock' Myers.

James back
James back

As the game ebbed and flowed with every tug that sauntered by so did the sway of ball and banter - to a fro went the pig's bladder and in the end so did Taffy Drew's ankle as it hit a lump of turf and swallowed a tennis ball. He managed to ease, neigh stop play on that crack and for that welcomed break we applaud him - Drew ‘snapper' Parsons-nose we salute you - Pedro Primo's Play of the Day goes to you.

Drew's other play of the dat
Drew's other play of the dy

 

 

 

 

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

I think its all over!
I think its all over!

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto              Memento        Borneo           Tango

Cheerio          Subbuteo

Scenario        Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch              Hardtoreachitch         Scratchanitch

Hic      Sic      Spic    Pric

Digaditch       Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch


 

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov          Chesticov       Nasticov

Slalomsky      Downhillsky

Risky               Swedishshev             Mastershev

Fuckov            Ufuckov

SUBS:

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou          Blessiou         Thankyiou

Busqueue       Snookercu

Pennyciou      Twoapennyciou         Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou        Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu


 

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen       Crapdefenssen         Haveagossen

Firstsson        Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen               Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli           Beerbelli         Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli     Yrarseissmelli            Onetoomani

Legslikejelli    Havabenni

Wobblijelli      Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi

                       


 

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava              Hopelez          Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina        Skrewdigalz      Luis Canon       Sombrero

Chihuahua      Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                                                                                   

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland     Van der Valk     Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus            Hertz van Rental        Transit van Dors

Van Coova                 Van Sprokendown                Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

GERMAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

KUNTS

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

KUNTS           KUNTS       KUNTS KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

           

           

SUBS:

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

 

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