FEMALE POEM

One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" 
I want that this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. 

MALE POEM 

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a pub, a plasma TV and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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