Crazy Fool's Newsround - what the who the where the

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June, 09th 2010 15:31 PM

Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras, Sierra Nevada, Spain. www.bootlace.com
Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: The three-in-one hermaphrodites turned to each other with a look of glee and beckoned for Jimi and fool to follow them to their office under the banyan tree.

Trapeze artist: If you could just sign here, here, here, here, here and here and we can get to work straight away (she said pointing to her shoulders knees and boomsidaisies)

Jimi: Wait a minute, how can we sign for Mel&Colly

The knife thrower spun a knitting needle that lodged into a willowing branch

Knife thrower: fool! We are Mel&Colly

Jimi: He’s fool. I’m Jimi

Bearded lady: Ha, and I’m the bearded lady

Jimi and fool looked at each other.

fool: yes, we know you are the bearded lady, the knife thrower and the trapeze artist, but what have you done with mel&Colly

Trapeze artist: You fools…

fool: One fool Miss

Trapeze artist: You fool and friend, I am Mel and Colly is the bearded lady

Jimi: So who’s the trapeze artist?

Just then two riders approached and wind began to howl

Narrator: Will fool and Jimi get to the bottom of this? Will the three-in-one hermaphrodites reveal all? Are Mel&Colly part of their gang; the notorious Famous Five. Tune in next week to see if the two riders belong in the magnificent seven. But now, the quiz: (it’s ok, you’re not alone – I don’t get it either)

1. Who wrote All Along the Watchtower?

2. What is the fruit flavour of Cointreau?

3. How was Billy the Kid when he died?

4. On a computer keyboard where is the letter O in relation to the L – above it, below it or next to it?

5. In rhyme, on what day of the week was Solomon Grundy married?

6. Which two colours are most often confused in colour blindness?

7. Which type of animal can be Texel and Romney Marsh?

8. When was the first non stop transatlantic flight? A) 1935 B) 1931 C) 1927

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night at Spice Island – the real taste of India

Wednesday 16^th June 2010!

WHO AM I? – 2010 – two clues – you choose, “You wouldn’t find me on the beaches of Normandy.” Clue two, “You wouldn’t find me in the circus either.”, “You won’t find me in the chip shop”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 26 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine…look into that second career.