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June, 02nd 2010 15:05 PM

Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras, Sierra Nevada, Spain. www.bootlace.com
Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: Waiting at the dodgems Jimi and fool are nestled between the bearded lady, the knife thrower and the trapeze artist when they suddenly realise it is the same hermaphrodite and in fact all three are one. Jimi asks if he/she/them knows Mel&colly, a young lady with big boobs and a dog.

Bearded Lady: Does she have a white beard?

Jimi: Yes.

Knife thrower: Does Colly have a white beard?

Jimi: Yes

Trapeze artist: Can they work for £10 a day?

fool: They’ll do it for crumbs

All three: Then it must be us

Jimi: You know you three are as cunning as a fox

All three: You know you’re a cute little heart breaker, you know you’re a sweet little love maker…

Narrator: Has Jimi found his inspiration? Will Mel&colly turn up in the nick of time? Will fool be practising his reverse parking in the dodgems all night? Tune in next week for more tokens. Meanwhile here’s next week’s quiz early:

1. What is the only species derived from wild dogs left in Britain?

2. Which singer received a New York community service order for falsely reporting a break-in?

3. The Seahawks from where were the runners-up in Super Bowl XL?

4. Which rock is chiefly made from calcium carbonate?

5. Where in the human body is the ulna?

6. In an equilateral triangle, how many degrees does each angle measure?

7. What are your phalanges?

8. In the language of flowers, what plant represents egotism? A) Fern B) Mistletoe C) Narcissus

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night at Spice Island – the real taste of India

Wednesday 16^th June 2010!

WHO AM I? – 2010 – two clues – you choose, “You wouldn’t find me on the beaches of Normandy.” Clue two, “You wouldn’t find me in the circus either.”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 25 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

A hotel mini bar allows you to see into the future, and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020

Rich Hall

*Non-descript trivia moment*

I LOVE YOU

Latin… Te amo

Lithuanian…As tave myliu

Morse … .. / ._.. --- …- . / -.-- --- ..-

Persian/ Farsi…Mahn dousett daram; Ushegheh-tam

Pig latin… Iway ovelay ouyay

fool’s Gold

Actor David Niven made his screen debut as a Mexican, wearing a blanket, in the very first Hopalong Cassidy movie

There is a secret station on the London Underground system beneath Buckingham Palace, so that the family can escape to Heathrow Airport in an emergency