June, 30th 2010 22:19 PM
Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras,
Not just a walk in the park
And now this:
Play of the Day by Phil Drabble
It is Him
The scene: Mrs Doufries, solicitor of biker’s magazines, sound engineer, sandal wearer, secret Santa and sex therapist is visiting heaven, guiding in the new recruits
Mrs Doufries: Ah, Jimi, we’ve been expecting you; if you could just put your afro over there, you won’t be needing it here, empty your pockets, don’t worry, you’ll get it all free hear, plus there’s an inexhaustible supply (She winks and farts at the same time) - …mmm, fresh today…
Jimi: Lady, you got style, let’s share the good times
MD: Darling I am here but a few hours and I’ve got Jim Morrison and that gravel throated bitch to get through…
J: Argh, Janis…
MD: Yes, that’s her, rough as a badgers arse but flicks the pea and shoots every time, maybe we’ll all get together before I head back down. I’m trying to get that bastard Peter Frampton but the do-goody gob-shite won’t budge. Meet me on cloud 9 in ten.
J: cloud 9 in 10, cloud 9 in 10, cloud 9 in 10…
Narrator: Will Jimi make it to 9 in 10? Is Frampton’s time up? Will the Yanks ever stop moaning about stealing BP’s oil – Give it back; sat there just lapping it up ain’t yer, well, ain’t yer? Well, ain’t yer? Well… and now ladies and gentlemen the quiz:
1. How many barrels an hour are the Yanks lapping it up on their shoreline?
2. Which creature is represented in the year the Chinese call hou?
3. A fear of cats is known as what?
4. Which country ruled
5. Who wrote the line: “The female of the species is more deadly than the male?
6. How many species of ostrich are there?
7.
8. What is the most common element in the Universe? A) Oxygen B) Hydrogen C) Nitrogen
Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com
cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon
WHO AM I? – 2010 – two clues – you choose, “You wouldn’t find me on the beaches of
Is it me?
Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com
Bonus question: Is this me?
It definitely could be, but fool has absolutely no recollection!
Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 29 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)
With all the ones and the brackets:
The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars
Dracule:
Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)
Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)
Casualty:
Aye:
Others: flip-all
Let’s move on shall we:
Quote(s) for the week:
A sexagenarian? At his age? That’s disgusting
Gracie Allen
*Non-descript trivia moment*
I LOVE YOU
Yiddish… Ikh hobdikh lib
Zulu…Ngiya kuthanda
fool’s Gold
- Tom Selleck who played heart throb Thomas Magnum in the TV series Magnum, PI, was not chosen by the girl when he appeared as a contestant on The Dating Game
- The Queen Mother could play the bongo drums expertly
- The shell constitutes 12 per cent of an egg’s weight
Al Frescos: Take home two pizzas and only pay for one
every Tuesday at Al’s – make it a date. Check the *classifieds for their restaurants in
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