Crazy Fool's Newsround - play quiz trivia volume 384

play quiz trivia volume 384
June, 16th 2010 21:16 PM

Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras, Sierra Nevada, Spain. www.bootlace.com
Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: The two riders gathered speed, dust and small shiny shells they found on the beach when the tide went out. As they neighed with a halt, the bigger of the smaller got off his steed, fed it a polo and patted his head. The hobby horse didn’t stir but fell where it was dropped. The smaller of the bigger did the same, except he gave his a doughnut.

Bigger of the smaller: Have you seen a perty young damsel pass this way? Goes by the name of Stone, Sharon Stone.

The three hermaphrodites, who were in fact mel&Colly, who in turn turned out to be that pretty young thing on Brighton Beach and her dog looked anxiously at Jimi and fool who were busy arguing that to stitch one and to pearl one was not the same as Colly’s Mr. Whippy he’d just dropped under the knitting needle lodged in the willowing branch of the banyon tree. Mid sentence they turned to the trapeze artist who was really the bearded lady, who in fact turned out to be the pretty young’s girl’s dog, Colly, from Brighton beach and said in unison…

Jimi & fool: It’s you… your Stone

Sharon Stone: Yeah, what of it, I aint done nothing, I’m free I tell you, I’m stone free, to do what I please, yeah, stone free, to ride the breeze

Smaller of the bigger: Well, I’m sorry to say this miss but you aint gathering no moss anymore…

SS: How do you know cowboy, and anyhow, that was a long time ago, plus I’m blonde, so you can’t really see it too well in the sunlight…

Sotb: No Maam, I mean you’re needed in heaven

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Everyone asked, except the bearded lady who exclaimed she was Stone’s double and just sniggered muttering something about royalties.

Narrator: What? Does this mean? Who is needed in heaven? Is Jimi’s time up or is Sharon really him? Tune in next week, whilst I relax to with the corner of my conical hat. But first the quiz:

1. Quadrophenia was set in what year?

2. Which wine comes from worms?

3. How is Sake usually drunk?

4. A zinfandel is used for making what?

5. What separates Alaska from the other 48 US states?

6. If you have comedos, what are you suffering from?

7. What were angostura bitters originally used for?

8. How many copies of the Magna Carta still exist today? A) None B) 1 C) 4

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon

WHO AM I? – 2010 – two clues – you choose, “You wouldn’t find me on the beaches of Normandy.” Clue two, “You wouldn’t find me in the circus either.”, “You won’t find me in the chip shop” – No.4, “You might come across me in a horror film with Damien!”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 27 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

Raquel: Derek, will you get it into your thick skull, I’m not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I’m happy with you!