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July, 28th 2010 20:15 PM

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Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: Robbie Williams lies flat on his back wondering how he ever became a pop idol for teenager – being so fat n all when down came and sat beside him a hare.

Hare: Drink me

Robbie: Ok

And one thing led to another and the hare and Robbie had sex there, right there next to the swimming pool where upon afterwards Robbie felt totally disgusted as if he was being used and told the hare in no uncertain terms to leave. And so it did.

Frampton: That’s poignant that is

Janis: Piss off Frampton

Jim: Yeah, go hike Frampton

Jimi: Not cool Framp’s…but…way…no way…you were that hare weren’t you man?

F: No, you fuckwit; how can I be a hare. I’m Peter bloody Frampton, you know, ‘Oh Baby I Love Your Way’.

JJJ: Where’s your hair gone then?

F: It’s not my hair

JJJ: Ah-ha, so it was always a wig, just as we always suspected. You didn’t belong in our generation Frampton; it was all our own hair back then…

F: Why are you talking with a Brummie accent?

JJJ: We don’t know. The Prince of Darkness must be close – his accentual vapours precede his appearance. He often pops up to borrow one of your records, which he knows are in his locker and not ours – Bostin!

Narrator: Absolutely bloody ridiculous, unreadable and – catch next week’s gripping instalment of It Is Him here on radio Gobshite, and now this week’s quiz:

1. What is the new film being made about Ozzy Osbourne called?

2. The Bee Gees were born on which island?

3. What was Jemima Khan’s maiden name?

4. In the judiciary what does the D stand for in DPP?

5. In which decade of the last century did Constantinople change its name to Istanbul?

6. In 2006 it was announced that which country would host cricket’s 2019 World Cup?

7. In which century was the last execution at the Tower of London?

8. In the movie The Incredible Shrinking Man, what causes the man to shrink? A) An experimental potion he swallowed B) A ray gun he stood in front of C) A radioactive fog he passed through

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon

WHO AM I? – 2010 – No, it is not David Bowie – first clue again, followed neatly and numerically by no.2: “I stripped to the bone to be unlike Frampton” – No.2, “I’m not Peter Frampton, but teenagers love me.”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Bonus question: Is this me?

Now posted purely for disturbing reasons

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 33 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

Do these violent films make us violent? I don’t know. I haven’t seen any of them and I’m violent, particularly at the January sales. I don’t buy anything. I just go round hitting people.

Jo Brand

*Non-descript trivia moment*

Emoticons

>-< absolutely livid

:-} moustached

(-: left handed

:*) drunk

[:] robot

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