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jimijiimjanis and Robbie
July, 21st 2010 18:21 PM

Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras, Sierra Nevada, Spain. www.bootlace.com
Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: Whilst Mrs Doufries clears away the spaghetti hoops, Wild turkey and Jim’s moulting beard, Jimi and Janis decide to throw rocks at Peter Frampton’s holiday home in the quiet northern Bosnian town of Gorniji Lajici.

Jimi: Direct hit

J: Did you get Frampton?

Jimi: Not exactly, it bounced off his roof and sprayed into a thousand pieces, a-ha, but he doesn’t look happy, he’s outside now chasing an old goat with a pair of spoons

J: This’ll get him (sprays her whiskey at the house)

MD: Oh, you rock n roll stars, whoever will you terrorise next?

All: Robbie of course – a-ha, take that, yer fat wee bastard.

Narrator: Will Robbie take that? Was a-ha just a joke? Why are they all Scottish? None of this and more next week. Now, Here’s this week’s quiz:

1. What age were Jimi, Jim and Janis when they died?

2. In which country could you watch Ferencvaros playing Vasas at soccer?

3. What does the angstrom unit measure?

4. Which word describes the brightness of stars?

5. Which are there most of – birds, fish or insects?

6. What is the highest number on the Richter scale?

7. What shape is a swallow’s tail?

8. What day marked the end of the Celtic year? A) Halloween B) Midwinter’s Eve C) The eve of the spring equinox

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon

WHO AM I? – 2010 – lost in cyber space; the last run of clues were gotten eon’s ago, but lost somewhere ‘out there’ - it was of course Leonard Nemroy – sorry, no it wasn’t, it was Nemo. So off to a new clue: “I stripped to the bone to be unlike Frampton”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Bonus question: Is this me?

Now posted purely for disturbing reasons

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 33 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that’s surprised by its own farts