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jimi jim and janis
July, 14th 2010 22:01 PM

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Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: Mrs Doufries, single mother, Spanish Harper, Spanish harlot, Spanish sausage and Spanish omelette returns shortly from the world to the other world to be back with Jimi and Jim and Janis

Jimi: Is that you love?

MD: Yes pipkins

J: Did you get Frampton?

MD: Not exactly dear

J: Good, cos I thought about it, and there’s no way he should be allowed in here, cos I’ve just been listening to his, Baby, I Love Your Way, and to be honest I don’t, and I’d have to tell him, but I’d be cool about it, I’d just tell him, ‘Pete’, I’d say, ‘Pete, I don’t like your way, but hey be cool.’ You dig?

MD: Yes darlink, very tactful now get your knob out and start playing voodoo chile, we’ve got guests coming and I want to make a good impression.

Narrator: In the immortal Eric Idle song, I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio Mrs Doufries switched off the wireless, slid her favourite artist on her boom box and settled down with guests to a night in of jamming. Here’s this week’s quiz:

1. What was on of the professions named in Eric’s song titled above?

2. To the nearest year, how long was Diana divorced from Charles before her death?

3. Which Spielberg movie had the ad line, “Whoever save one life, saves the world entire?

4. ‘Billie Jean’ was the only No.1 single from which Michael Jackson album

5. ir. Is the internet code for which country?

6. How many bicycles did Katie Mlua sing about

7. What was the previous name of Belarus?

8. In geometry, what is a reflex angle? A) One that is more than 90 but less than 180 B) One that, when added to another, makes up 90 C) One that is more than 180 but less than 360

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon

WHO AM I? – 2010 – two clues – you choose, “You wouldn’t find me on the beaches of Normandy.” Clue two, “You wouldn’t find me in the circus either.”, “You won’t find me in the chip shop” – No.4, “You might come across me in a horror film with Damien!” – “The last one was an anagram; get with it” – “Are you seriously just wasting my time now; don’t make me come looking for you… I’m a small annoying colourful fish…ok!” – “I’m not giving in this time – I’m a stripy fish called Nemo – first correct answer in wins a prize.”… “Nemo you arses…Nemo, get it, like as in Nemo, how bloody difficult is it?”

No picture necessary!

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Bonus question: Is this me?

Now posted purely for disturbing reasons

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 32 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain