Crazy Fool's Newsround - It is him continued v394

It is him continued v394
August, 25th 2010 21:22 PM

Bootlace: Walking holidays in the Alpujurras, Sierra Nevada, Spain. www.bootlace.com
Not just a walk in the park

And now this:

Play of the Day by Phil Drabble

It is Him

The scene: Janis brings down the spade, about to deliver a slice of justice through Peter’s skull, when slowly, he starts to sing…

PF: I wonder how you’re feeling. There’s ringing in my ears. And no-one to relate to ‘cept the sea…

Her nerve dwindles, her lip cracks, she farts…just a blip…she excuses herself, but the blade of the spade doesn’t pierce his now glowing aura… Booby wails in the distance as he’s last seen running for the train.

BM: You fool Janis, you fool

That’s me!

Janis: Framps, oh Framps, you’re, you’re relentless, like a black-naped oriole in pursuit of a crow that’s stealing its young, yet your beauty is ferocious, your tune’s sweet, your mind…beguiling. How can I thoust plunder ye back into the depths of the crap hole from where you came? – Nurse (she hollahs) more whiskey, I’m feeling too, too too Shakespearean.

Bobby: (From a distance) He’s got you Janis, run, run, before he takes another piece of your heart now baby.

Narrator: Whilst I go for a sandwich perhaps you can figure out what tune will come next – write to, Idontgiveafuck.com. In the meantime, here’s this week quiz:

1) In what year did Janis Joplin die?

2) In which year did Marc Bolan die?

3) What is made up of the minor arcana and the major arcana?

4) Which pier featured in a George Orwell book title?

5) What is a pommel a part of?

6) Cars with the international vehicle registration of Z come from where?

7) How many pecks are there in a bushel?

8) What is the highest rank in the British peerage? A) Marquis B) Earl C) Duke

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night…coming soon

WHO AM I? – 2010 – lost in cyber space; the last run of clues were gotten eon’s ago, but lost somewhere ‘out there’ - it was of course Leonard Nemroy – sorry, no it wasn’t, it was Nemo. So off to a new clue: “I stripped to the bone to be unlike Frampton” – Numero dos, “I’m not Peter Frampton but teenagers love me.” Three, “75m for an album and tour – I’ll take that.” – four “Married – I’ll take that.” – five – “I don’t sing R&B I am R&B!” – No.6, “I’m not R&B that was a mistake, I’m RW, which B can be short for!”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Bonus question: Is this me?

Now posted purely for disturbing reasons

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 38 bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

My wife is teaching me Cuban. It’s like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury goods.