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April, 16th 2009 18:44 PM

Menu for crazy fool’s kitchen/café

Haven’t made up my mind what to call it…kitchen/ café, not sure…thought maybe The Fat Edge, which I quite…(get on with it fatso)

 

Shepherd’s Pie  – packed with over 112 grams of Kim Hai’s Butchery finest minced lamb and topped with a goat…d’err, sorry smacked with vegetables and stuff all snuggled under the best smothering of mashed potato and topped with goats cheese on top, on the top of it, the top bit. There’s goats cheese on top. No goat, just its cheese.

 

Get that down your clack-ash – its blumming marvelous mate – all for only 80.000vnd

 

Smells good too. Leave it at the foot of the stairs and let the arousing aroma of the flock waft through your abode. It’s wind free too…almost. (Do not eat next to a naked flame)

 

 

Gazpacho Soup  – Made from real Gazpacho’s hand picked from the best Gazpacho trees this side of Andalucia. It’s a secret recipe containing the peasant folk of southern Spain’s exemplary exquisite Gazpachory kit with just that little tang more – it’s bloody good. 30.000vnd a cup

 

It make you go Arriba!

 

 

A bit o’ Snake ‘n’ mushroom pie  ‘n’ Mash  – succulent chunks of tender beef swamped in its own gravy and none of that vegetable stuff getting in the way – with mash, good mash, man dat mash good, gimme the mash, gimme the mash…but wait, better than the mash is the meat, oh man gimme the meat, gimme the meat, I gotta have dat meat – yours for only 70.000vnd

 

Snake ‘n’ Pigmy pie  – same as above but with pigmy’s (kidneys) and no pie – 70.000vnd

 

 

Bacon ‘n’ stuff Crumble  – a hash of bacon bits, cheese, vegetables and gunk all baked in a mind blowing cowboy food type thing that’s a cracking wallop for breakfast – it’s the dogs! – 50.000vnd

 

Spinach ‘n’ spicy meatball soup – It’s got spinach, and potatoes and spicy meatballs ‘n’ stuff… what you fick or some’ink! – I don’t know, what d’yer reckon…40k. vnd?

 

Pickled eggs – three types here – Traditional pub eggs/ flash eggs with ginger in apple cider/ and other ones with chili and bits of stick in – 5.000vnd each

 

All of crazy fool’s products are painstakingly hand-knitted by Norwegian mice and great care an attention has been generously afforded to accord with your greeds.

 

They contain 100% fresh ingredients of the highest quality – the meat comes from Kim Hai’s Butchery and the vegetables from the ground. They are then all mixed together to bring you the tastiest wholesome home cooking experience – trust me – I’m a fool

 

Products can be frozen (including the T-shirts) and delivered to your door heated or ready for you to re-heat.

 

But obviously not all, such as the Gazpacho  and the spicy soup…well, it all can be fresh if you prefer, why not ask and we’ll see what mood we’re in.

 

However, we strongly advise ordering in advance to avoid disappointment - whose disappointment we’re not sure.

 

Six or more purchases of the pies gets you a free T-shirt – new designs coming too folks!

 

If you want to order in advance contact the fool here:

 

Call or text: 090 330 1287 or email cf.crazyfool@gmail.com  web: www.cfnr.co.uk

 

Alternatively speak Vietnamese or text in English; leaving details, address and directions here: 093 471 4397

 

*Nb; prices may be subject to change soon!

 

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