Crazy Fool's Newsround - things that dont work

things that dont work
August, 18th 2010 20:14 PM

Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH

This is another term that comes from the sporting field. To ‘beat about the bush’ is to tackle a subject in a cautious, roundabout way, as opposed to adopt a direct, headlong approach. This mirrors the careful way in which sportsmen might beat a bush to flush out any game that are hiding in the thicket.

Educated Puns

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Letters: Mr. Troi Oi - Who was that twat singing "bunch of coconuts"? Put ginger hair on him and he'd look like Beaker from the muppets.

Editor - You're right, I'm listening to it now and it makes me want to smash up the computer thingy-ma-jig what's in front of me face - i've spent a lifetime slagging off the yanks for stealing the Enigma etc and there they are again, pre Dick Van D messing up our heritage - I apologise profussly (don't know how to spell that) - it was a moment of haste I uploaded the shite and I shall do the horrible thing and commit death by a hurried curry.
fool; the public's savant

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Things that don’t work – apart from half the British Isles, my internet wireless – properly, the headphones on planes – properly, the remote control for the TV in South East Asian countries – properly, the remote control for the air-con – full stop, saying ouch to relieve pain if you walk into the door – full on.

There’s a pattern there, and when I figure it out I’ll get back to you. Something to do with batteries I think – hence if I had them I wouldn’t have to say ouch every time I walked into a door and therefore that would be one thing off my list of things that weren’t grating my goats cheese this week. Things that don’t work and the word vacation, but mostly things that don’t work - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

Okra growing in my garden – I don’t know what it is but it looks great

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

On holiday

Let’s look at rocks:

On holiday

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

See; Categories for all that’s on offer, in the meantime fool recommends these:

*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:

Playing NOW the one with:

Snoop Dig

Plus all the ‘oldies’: Randall, Adam & Valerie, Olda Higden, One Eyed Dog, Risky Red, the long forgotten Christmas show and its Typewriting September predecessor, - new one coming soon - look out for the fish!

*Tit-bits – .../…My dog…/……/…/…/…

*Grub–Up – * New- New – new – NEW! – Brand new menu in crazy fool’s kitchen/café – see poetry corner – nuff said

*Poetry Corner: ‘Ode to a crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pie’

*NEW...Fishman...NEW...Fishman! – Read all the Fishman’s tails in… On The Pond, April ‘09’ – On the shelves now - may The Dog be with you

*Classifieds

*Comps and results

*Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…a mo…’

Mr. Meaner... come take a trip on the wonder why, come take a slice of my pie -

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