Crazy Fool's Newsround - the thought of losing the puppies

the thought of losing the puppies
November, 10th 2010 23:22 PM

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BROACHING a subject

‘Starting a conversation on a particular topic is frequently referred to as ‘broaching a subject’ and it draws its meaning from the process of drawing beer from a wooden barrel. In order to gain access to the beer, the barrel was tapped using a peg known as a broach. Once in place, the barrel could be opened and the beer started flowing.

Letters:

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

The thought of losing the puppies – pregnancy throws up all kinds of dilemmas, amongst the biggest are assets that used to be on sporadic loan to the alpha male, until they are whipped from touch, grown unproportionally mammoth till they bust out of a top at Tesco checkout and shine in neon allowing sight with no feelings – they’re for the baby – can’t you give the baby booze!

It’s the same with toenails… well, no, it isn’t, but it’s similar in the fact that a stubbed toenail stubbed on the exact same bastard stupid parking curb in the middle of a bloody car park where it has no right to be, exactly two weeks to the date that it got smashed to smithereens before is a feeling that lights up in a purple throbbing neon shade of angst.

When this happens all you want is for the body to reach orgasm like the ladies in the MRI scanners who are doing it all for neuroscience research and charity and to be able to squelch the pain with either incessant farting or a pre-ordained ejaculation, which reminds me of a Tesco checkout but we’re not allowed near those puppies, which kind of saddens me because when I will be able to the toe will be healed, the wank bank will be overdrawn and the puppies would have sunk – The thought of losing the puppies - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

Healing

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at fart:

How many in the bush

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:

Playing NOW the one with:

Alf

And the one with

Charlie Brown

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*Classifieds

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*Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…playing at Spice soon…’

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