Crazy Fool's Newsround - pink doughnuts

pink doughnuts
June, 16th 2010 21:31 PM

Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

Saigon Rock Fan Club followed by the Blues Brothers – 9^th July @Hi-Fi

Baker’s dozen

A ‘baker’s dozen’ contains thirteen items as opposed to the familiar twelve. This dates from the time when bakers were subject to heavy fines if they served under-weight bread. To avoid this danger bakers provided a surplus number of loaves. The thirteenth loaf in the dozen being called the vantage loaf.

Letters: Dear Mr. Troi, I couldn’t find the painting of the two naked women of French aristocracy from the Louvre, with their fingers on the pulse…but I did find this classic

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Pink doughnuts – no, hey, now, steady on. Proper pink doughnuts, whoa, hey, now, hold on. Those pink doughnuts with the holes in, ooh, err, now, hey, steady. They’re just not right; hey, hey, phoarrr – uh!

Let’s start again; pink doughnuts with a hole and hundreds and thousands on top – wow. You know what I mean. Their false, unnecessary, and have about as much resemblance to proper doughnut as my phone ring, which is Handel’s One Minute Waltz, by the way – I can’t get a grip on that. I sometimes hear it in the distance, just like those fake text vibrations you sometimes get in your pocket, but this phone rings, as clear as a bell, but when I go and to find the phone in the other room no-one’s called – very spooky.

But I digress, for pink doughnuts have no place in our society, they are trashy, chavvy, shopping centre-ish and if the pig out of the Simpsons didn’t eat them off the barrel of his gun I’d probably partition to ban them – but that’s me see, tolerance, amongst all this turmoil and angst we live in I’m still the tolerant one. Don’t get me wrong, it’s good to hate, but it’s not necessary to change it because you hate it, you could try punching a few people in the face, but you don’t have to change it, because you don’t like it – tolerance see. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to answer my phone – pink doughnuts – Bastards.

Things that are just Sweet Love:

A practical pith helmet – still talking hats from last week

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at rocks:

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

See; Categories for all that’s on offer, in the meantime fool recommends these:

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