Crazy Fool's Newsround - picking up coins

picking up coins
December, 01st 2010 22:44 PM

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“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

Out for a duck

A batsman who is out without scoring is said to be ‘out for a duck’. The phrase was originally ‘a duck’s egg’, which makes more sense, since the shape of the duck’s egg resembles the 0 of the score. In North America the similar term for no score is goose-egg

Letters:

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Picking up coins – The thicker edged gild are a breeze, but those slimy thin urchins are impossible to pick up without sliding to the edge of a surface.

It’s all about timing in the fast track and when someone puts the marge in the wrong spot in a packed fridge the sync of continuity is upheaved to a mild skirmish of angst and turbulation driven by an incessant heat that folds over the skin like a sapping hairy Turk.

Sheltering a newborn in the house demands beck to be called on a continuous level, only relieved by the ‘outlaw’ in town who’s already taken the office space, thus demoting fool to his kid’s chair and table once again with his knees around his ears, but as mentioned the relief column comes in many guises and the ‘outlaw’ brings with it a helping hand, that is until you try to pick up the small change and no-one can budge it. I once tried forever to dislodge a stain on the same kitchen tile that hordes the coins, only work out in the daylight that it was part of the pattern.

And for Christ’s sake, why does security at my kid’s school insist on opening the boot for half a second because of their jobs worth – only on gate 5 – Gate bloody 5 – sort it out will you – I’ve got coins at home to collect – picking up slippery bastard coins - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

New born’s real smiles, that aren’t shit-strainers

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at fart:

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:

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Pat

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Rob

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Alf

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