January, 05th 2011 13:46 PM
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Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:
“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”
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An object that is ‘earmarked’ is one that has been set aside for a particular purpose. Earmarking in this context recalls the agricultural practice of marking the ears of stock, so that their ownership can be easily identified
Letters:
Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:
Having a flip-top pedal bin and missing – I bought a new bin because the other broke, although we keep it next to the new bin and still use it because like a hoarder its not good to waste, but uncannily that is what we’re using it for, although it has to be we plug the manual lid-d-ed bin for more of the hardened industrial goods, such as mince beef trays and bulky wrappings from items such as a new bin – all compost-able stuff goes into a tub next to the sink, just above the new bin and I have to spend a back aching amount of time sweeping off the missed debris of rotting mango and tea bags with the labels left on, as guests don’t know the compost etiquette yet, really, who puts died yellow Lipton tabs on a string , with staple into the garden – anyhow, the new pedal fast bin is designed for sped but accuracy is the key here, for in one’s haste the target can oft be missed and you end up picking the bloody rubbish off the floor and putting it in the bin via ye olde manual lift the lid with your mitts routine – having a flip-top pedal bin and missing - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:
The acres of space when the Christmas tree comes down – who knew the house was that big – problem throwing it in the bin though – tree, not space.
A viewer’s favourite haystacks from
Let’s look at fart:
Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?
*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:
Playing NOW the one with:
Pat
And
Rob
And
Alf
And the one with
Charlie Brown
Plus all the ‘oldies’: Snoop Dig, Randall, Adam & Valerie, Olda Higden, One Eyed Dog, Risky Red, the long forgotten Christmas show and its Typewriting September predecessor, - new one coming soon - look out for the fish!
*Tit-bits – .../…they reckon…/……/…/…/…
*Grub–Up – * New- New – new – NEW! – Brand new menu in crazy fool’s kitchen/café – see poetry corner – nuff said
*Poetry Corner: ‘Ode to a crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pie’
*NEW...Fishman...NEW...Fishman! – Read all the Fishman’s tails in… On The Pond, April ‘09’ – On the shelves now - may The Dog be with you
*Classifieds
*Comps and results
*Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…live at crazy fool’s Kitchen - soon…’
Mr. Meaner... come take a trip on the wonder why, come take a slice of my pie -
*crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pies – available; only from…coming back soon
Packed with lumps and bits and things that went baa and bleat – and other things that didn’t say anything, like the potatoes – pure laziness! They’re wind free too (almost)
Buy six pies and get a free T-shirt; see the full fool’s T-shirt ‘menu’ and choose your shirt!
Plus; every T-shirt sold - $1.00 goes to charity
Someone get me a T-shirt please
Order from: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com
fool has raised $300 for www.loretovietnam.org this year
Just cf it
cf
p.s. keep it turning – keep it wheel
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