Crazy Fool's Newsround - Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day
June, 02nd 2010 15:16 PM

Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

The word is we have no word, but we do have this from the Doc…

Letters: mkghdyrnmfhsyhsudskfnv

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Groundhog day – not the film; that one about the big rat in the forest who predicts the weather. You know, with Chevy Chase, no hang on Bill Pertwee, Bill Withers, Billy Liar, no, no, no, what’s his name again? Stripes – ‘I don’t know what you been told…’ Bill Murray, Murray mints, Murray mints too good to hurry mints.

But anyway, doing stuff over and over, every bloody day. And I’m not talking about cleaning your teeth, which by the way is a load of old tosh suggesting you’ll be more prone to heart disease if you didn’t brush twice a day – absolute codswallop – the link between gum disease and heart disease is about as tenuous as drinking beer and flatulence – are you telling me tee-totallers do not fart.

You who I would like to see fart and no it’s not the Queen, although I bet she can rip up the snooker room. But no, that Bill Murray fella on that fucking big rat’s head, because it’s little rodents like that who it seems are littering my garden. Every bloody day I pick up a new piece of plastic strewn on the grass. It could be an old peg, half a peg, those little bread bag fasteners, pen lids, but one thing that turns up everyday without fail, even though I put it in the bin, is a little bit of plastic that comes with a new fan; it covers the ‘spindle’ I guess you might call it, which protects the metal before you assemble it. So there you go – Groundhog Day - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

Air guns and Andie McDowell

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at rocks:

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

See; Categories for all that’s on offer, in the meantime fool recommends these:

*Digger; says the archives of games gone by is all you’re gonna get

*Trigger: chasing his brother

*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:

Playing NOW the one with:

Snoop Dig

Plus all the ‘oldies’: Randall, Adam & Valerie, Olda Higden, One Eyed Dog, Risky Red, the long forgotten Christmas show and its Typewriting September predecessor, - new one coming soon - look out for the fish!

*Tit-bits – .../…An elderly Chinese…/……/…/…/…

*Grub–Up – * New- New – new – NEW! – Brand new menu in crazy fool’s kitchen/café – see poetry corner – nuff said

*Poetry Corner: ‘Ode to a crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pie’

*NEW...Fishman...NEW...Fishman! – Read all the Fishman’s tails in… On The Pond, April ‘09’ – On the shelves now - may The Dog be with you

*Classifieds

*Comps and results

*Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…yeah, there for Loretofest…’

Mr. Meaner... come take a trip on the wonder why, come take a slice of my pie -

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