Crazy Fool's Newsround

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November, 24th 2010 20:58 PM

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Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

Winning hands down

Here is an expression drawn from the world of racing where jockeys, whose mounts are so far ahead of the rest of the field that they need no further urging towards the finish, drop their hands and let their horses run home at their own pace. From this easy victory comes the expression that is now applied to any success that is achieved comfortably and without any need to force the pace.

Letters:

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Delete button – fool’s phone is jam packed with nonsense texts that he refuses to delete because they remind him of stuff that he will never use; accordingly this means he spends up to 20 minutes a day deleting texts that serve no purpose, such as, ‘yes’, ‘no’ and ‘a weasel without awareness has no confidence in the future.’

Most deleting is crafted whilst driving the car or riding a bike. Sometimes it’s done during other meaningless exercise like shopping in a non air conditioned warehouse with a wonky trolly whilst walking around in circles looking for potatoes.

But some messages are to be deleted as they refer to a plethora of knowledge sought only by inspiration such as, ‘An unsubstantiated plot according to precise intel has to be an oxymoron dunit’ – ‘Unsubtablactation is just crying over mother’s milk. Agree and walk away.’ ‘It was on the news so its true’ – ‘Either way, it’s pretty ordinary’ ‘I’ll wake up with a stiffy and that’s the truth’ – ‘the world is a brim with half truths.’-

I rest my case your honour – delete buttons - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

Fool’s fish pie

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at fart:

Ok, what else is on in cfnr this week?

*cf'’s radio show featuring Digger:

Playing NOW the one with:

Rob
&
Alf

And the one with

Charlie Brown

Plus all the ‘oldies’: Snoop Dig, Randall, Adam & Valerie, Olda Higden, One Eyed Dog, Risky Red, the long forgotten Christmas show and its Typewriting September predecessor, - new one coming soon - look out for the fish!

*Tit-bits – .../…they reckon…/……/…/…/…

*Grub–Up – * New- New – new – NEW! – Brand new menu in crazy fool’s kitchen/café – see poetry corner – nuff said

*Poetry Corner: ‘Ode to a crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pie’

*NEW...Fishman...NEW...Fishman! – Read all the Fishman’s tails in… On The Pond, April ‘09’ – On the shelves now - may The Dog be with you

*Classifieds

*Comps and results

*Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…live…’

Mr. Meaner... come take a trip on the wonder why, come take a slice of my pie -

*crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pies – available; only from…coming back soon

Packed with lumps and bits and things that went baa and bleat – and other things that didn’t say anything, like the potatoes – pure laziness! They’re wind free too (almost)

Buy six pies and get a free T-shirt; see the full fool’s T-shirt ‘menu’ and choose your shirt!

Plus; every T-shirt sold - $1.00 goes to charity