An Irish Joke - Part 3

You have to be f%&king joking.  Commandant Andrew has come out with the biggest load of drivel I have ever heard.  During the AFL Commission conference, ironically being held in Werribee home of a sewerage farm, the boss, head honcho, big pig has suggested that to save the International Series against the whinging Irish that tackling be removed from the game.  He goes on further suggesting that by removing tackling it would not aggrieve the Irish and fights would not start.

HEY DICKHEAD, REMOVE THE TACKLING AND IT IS NOT INTERNATIONAL RULES.  IT IS FUCKING GAELIC FOOTBALL.

Then he goes on and says that by removing tackling the Irish would have a chance of winning.

HEY DICKHEAD, THE IRISH WON THE FIRST GAME OF THE MOST RECENT SERIES.

In other football news the Carlton F.C. board has the knives out and nobody knows who supports who, who hates who and who is up who.  Barry Mitchell, the coach of their VFL side has moved his office to the other side of the Princess Park complex completely divorcing himself from Denis Pagan and his coaching staff.  A very united club the former mighty Blues.

Geelong has made a profit of a tad over 300,000 AUD for 2006.  Meanwhile Collingwood has made a profit over over 1,000,000 AUD for the fifth year running.  They have some bloody great chook raffles over at magpie land.

Brisbane great Michael Voss has been appointed as an assistant coach of the AFL/AIS development squad.  By the way he is still on Brisbane list so the chance of him having a comeback game may not be remote as it seems.

Spida Everitt appears as Mr. July on Hawthorns 2007 calendar event though he will be playing for Sydney next year.

Jaryd Rooke from Geelong has changed his name and from now on will be known as Max Rooke.  Better than when former club great Gary Hocking legally changed his name to Whiskas for a weekend a few years back.  And last year Cat James Bartel changed his name to Jimmy.  I want to be known as Digger.  But if I was the black sheep of the family I would be known as .............. (No, I will leave that alone).

Give it a nudge,

Digger