Crazy Fool's Newsround - 26th Feb - 4th March 10 volume 369

26th Feb - 4th March 10 volume 369
March, 03rd 2010 20:43 PM

“I know why – I know why

Crazy on a ship of fools

Turn this boat around – back to my loving ground”

(Robert Plant)

Published 4.3.10

‘Play’, quizzes, trivia, sponsors, sport and world news – it’s all in

crazy fool’s newsround

in that order

(fresh edition brought to your doorstep every Friday morning – may contain nuts)

Plus the radio show – with a new look!

That was the week weren’t it;

The scene: fool is on a reckless voyage of discovery, treachery, archery and degeneracy. Jammed with him on his vessel to enlightenment are the Flanders Evangelistic choir of St. Sulphur and Syrup.

Led by the uncovering of a plot to send this fearless group into a quivering rout of moral decay, fool takes out his banjo and starts to play…

fool: (playing the banjo)…

Narrator: And? Is that it man?

fool: Yes. All I’ve got so far Mr N. But I think the fool’s soothing twangs managed to stop the search for the wicked poisoned arrows, which were a-darting and a-farting in the general public’s waft.

Narrator: Good. Good job man. As you were. Quiz…

1. Where was the banjo invented?

2. What is saxifrage?

3. Family wise what do Henry Cooper and Margaret Thatcher have in common?

4. Who hoisted himself onto Sinbad the Sailors shoulders?

5. How much are you paid if you hold an honorary post?

6. What is a melodeon?

7. Who would have been granted a Ticket of Leave?

8. Who once declared, ‘I started at the top and worked down.’? A) Orson Wells B) Prince Charles C) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

cf’s Quiz Night at…it’ll be in 2010!

WHO AM I? – 2010 – He’s back – the Legal Eagle chipped in with this weeks right one to these clues: “Dressed as one half of a tiger in Africa I went on to tour the world.” – here’s another… “He went on to question the crowds incessant tittering.” Ok, clue three, “In one ripping yarn he was once chased down by the school leopard.” – It was of course Michael Palin. Now, for a new clue; “A Wandering Minstrel I – but I didn’t play the banjo.”

Is it me?

Send in answers to: cf.crazyfool@gmail.com

Welcome to the 2010 scoreboard; week 10: bonus points tally in brackets for the first answer in. (For all previous answers to the main quiz see: *comps and results page in the categories.)

With all the ones and the brackets:

The Slackers, pardon I, The Regulars

Dracule:

Legal Eagle: 1, 1 (1, 1)

Hannibal Lecherure:

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1, (1, 1)

Casualty:

Aye:

Others: flip-all

Let’s move on shall we:

Quote(s) for the week:

I’m a hero with coward’s legs

Spike Milligan

*Non-descript trivia moment*

PATRON SAINTS

Sculptors…St Claude

Tailors…St Homobonus

Wine growers…St Joseph

Pin Makers…St Sebastian

Lighthouse keepers…St Venerius

fool’s Gold

Indiana Jones’s first name was Henry

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years old and his name was Fred

A baseball has exactly 108 stitches

Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

The word is we have no word, but we do have this from the Doc…

You could have a new section on the "newsround" - something like Mr. T’s “I pity the fool"

You could start off with "Darwin award" type stories from the press - but also send out emails asking for foolish stories about people who are registered at cfNr - prizes for best story of the year etc... will get people to tell other people about the story on the site if it's a personal story that mates can relate to.

Ed: Ok, as we haven’t heard from you in a while, here it is, but I’ll not start off with one from the press, because they’re all old and have been heard before… But what I will do to kick start the game is offer up this one from the press…

Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set.. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down? $1,750,000 PLUS a new motorhome. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

Letters:

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Ed: Thanks

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In relation to this link doing the rounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WqOOPhxHmE

This question was posed by Mr. Troi oi; ‘Wunderbar - will be going round in my head for days.......but who did the original and what was unique about it pop-pickers?’

Several answers were submitted:

from a Mr. Mirp in Cleeves; ‘Ok, the original is by a bearded chick called Charlene, who apparently never owned a beard, nevertheless the song was written from a blokes perspective, called Charlene.

Also, on its first release, it went by her name Charlene Duncan, as it was at the time. However, by the time it got to No.1 in Australia, for technicalities its second release was by the same person but a one Cherlene Oliver, after having re-married - si?

And from a Mr. Bolovski in Saigon: ‘I have no idea what this means’

Close, but this was in fact the correct answer: ‘Pop-tastic.....Charlene is the answer I was looking for, but what was unique...?

It was the first no 1 on the Motown label by a white honky bitch......not arf.’

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

The P’s & Q’s of a fraudulent Cambridge academic – perhaps slightly vague in its description, even a couple of degrees left of right, yet the essence of this so called academic’s apathetic effortlessness shares hints of almost trying too hard, thus ladies and gentlemen and Idiot – he is a fraud. With me? No, didn’t think so. What I mean is; the mid 1970’s young man who speaks pronouncing every t, h, d and wh. He, and it’s always only a he, simply because there weren’t enough chicks on TV in the 70’s. They mostly played booby parts in a Hammer House spin off, siphoned from Christopher Lee’s fanged solubles or were shunted into a lonesome servitude existence in the kitchen where only arms were seen extruding from the kitchen hatch as a delivery of lumpy mash potato was dropped from an ice cream dispenser onto pea green round plate. But he, he the Oxbridge wannabe, would have been eloquent, sophisticated, dexterous in vocabulary, cajoling his spasicatedly long words from an ‘O’ Levelled education, which was when ‘O’ Levels feigned tangible and at the same time strangled the utterly confusing tangent coiled isoseismic triangulations which have no room in society except for the outdated pinned stripped architects of disparity. Having said that, the out of control student fuzzy hair, woollen flairs and knitted scarf made the whole idea of battling out of Burma 30 years previous unthinkable, but now, 1975, stood before the Rubik’s cube era, generations of pip-squeaked elequentalists were strutting their evaporated John Bull boogie and belting society in the chops with their anarchic claptrap of non-conforminism they called rebelliosous in stripy tank tops. Yet the P’s, & Q’s, of their t’s, h’s, d’s and wh’s were still very much in place. Their eagerness to crush the stuffed shirts with their own breed of nihilism was cut unquestionably short by the certain drawback of education possessed with pronunciation – they had both, and they used words to express it, but was it Camridgelisticallyfantasicatable…huh, was it? The P’s & Q’s of a fraudulent Cambridge academic. And the Idiot – don’t forget the Idiot - Bastards!

Things that are just Sweet Love:

Whilst hosing down a steamy humid garden its good to be able to hear the concert piano soundtrack from Tom & Jerry rattle, tinkle and jazz away from the front room. You just know when Tom fucks up every time. Argh, I can see him standing on the rake now, head in a banana skin fired from a plane or having his whiskers tied into a neat and triumphant bow.

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia – has finished – this week we are going to look at this:

Let’s look at rocks:

And now this bit:

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Ok, what’s on in cfn this week?

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This bit is the rugby bit:

I was the dark horse of the family…

Published 4.3.10

Wales turned up at Cardiff 40 minutes late and before they’d realised it they were down 20 points, only to wake up and smell the daffodils and pull back a respectable 20-26 loss to the in form French.

With form comes fortune and Hook charmed both attributes with a beautifully floated intercept pass to Alexis Palisson who trotted in for the score. Just before the break it looked as if Wales might pull one back through a Williams (6623) break, jerk, jink and pop up intercept pass to… Trinh-Duc, who trotted into score.

France felt enough fortune was conjured for the day and as is their want cruised through the second half on flared nostrils and arrogance, let’s be fair they were made to cruise all the way. Leigh Halfpenny touched down for a well executed try out left on the hour mark. And just when the French were contemplating snuggling up with their Pastiche, Williams (6623) side stepped his way in for his 50^th Test try.

In Scotland, Italy brought on substitute Canavosio and he Can and he did – 16-12 to the Iti’s who are becoming a very defensive mould that is hard to crack. For all of Scotland’s snipes and near chances they took a shot backwards against Italy and proved fool to be a silly bastard for calling them the Dark Horse of the tournament.

In England, Ireland won again, this time round 20-16. If England grabbed most of the possession and territory they can only blame themselves for going down by three tries to one.

Ireland’s first came from phase ball where Heaslip made the grounds up the middle, Sexton took it on from there and chipped an inch perfect grub through for Bowe to collect. From there England began to put some phases together before coming unstuck from quick Irish ball after a breakdown in the middle that found Earls diving for the corner and Ireland’s second try.

Dan Coles hit back with a short bundle by the posts and Sgt. Wilko slotted a drop on 70minutes to put them in the lead, but then the softest try of the tournament came from a well worked lineout, down to O’Leary who gave the crash ball to Bowe on a straight line and he broke through three soft tackles.

In a game that could have gone anywhere Jonno was quick to defend his improving squad, “I’m not saying we deserved to win or anything like that because you get what you deserve in this game – but it was in our grasp.”

LV=Cup: / Heineken Cup: Nup

Guinness Premiership:

Bottom club Leeds beat Wasps 26-10, despite an excellent try by The Cip. Neil Back, the Leeds coach said they’re young side has got belief in spades, which I’m not sure is at all relevant/ Saracens helped themselves to a 14-6 win over Bath/ L.Irish beat Quins at home for the first time in 8 years, kocking them back 29-14/ And that’s about as far as I got.

Top 14: Nargh

Magners League: Couldn’t tell you

Super14’s

The Bulls came from behind to take the Tahs 48-28/ And we had to wait till the 77^th minute before a try sealed the game for Brumbies at Stormers 19-17/ Whilst Reds were defeated by the Chiefs 37-19/ The Crusaders found their form to topple a lowly confident Sharks 35-6 – Zac Guildford stayed on-song there with two tries/ Cheetahs made hard work for the Highlanders win; 31-24/ ‘Canes struck early against Lions and finished them off 33-18/ Blues beat Reds 27-18 with Rene Ranger breaking probably more tackles than he should have.

fool says:

A lot of stuff.

Some shorts:

Georgia held Spain 19-9 to take themselves into the 2011 world cup. They’ve won 7 of their 8 European games. They take with them Russia who drew 21-21 with Romania. Romania it seems will have to battle it out with Portugal for the third spot, although they did swat the Germans 69-0

Bucharest’s nickname is Little Paris of the East – fact.

Stade Francais are miffed at the RFU for not sending England’s James Haskell to go back and play an important game against Toulouse this weekend. By all accounts they should be as there are no Six Nations games till next week.

The RFU state he doesn’t have to be released under the EPS (Elite Player Squad) availability period. Stade Francais said, “The RFU are surely confused with other clubs such as Toulon, who had to accept an agreement for this season relating to Jonny Wilkinson.”

Yeah, I’m with you, who cares? – Toulon is twinned with Herzliya Israel, La Spezia Italy, Mannheim Germany, Norfolk US, Kronstadt Russia and Khemisset Morocco - fact

Some competitions now:

WIN a PRIZE!

John Smit’s XV; films where the villain is played by a Brit is done, long live John Smit’s XV of famous people who have a famous relative in sport – can be the same sport or a completely different one. Can be an actor in the John Smit XV, but he has to be relevant to that position, i.e. Elvis at flyhalf – sharp, nimble, play/decision maker, good hip swerve (he had a brother, but died at birth!). Can be an actress, author, sportsman etc…

Send ‘em in, you win a prize; if you have 8 or more pairings the same as fool, you win a special prize.

If you’re wondering why it’s John Smit’s XV, it’s because he’s the current World Cup winning captain, so we’ve got another year and half of him yet!

Sent in by the Quizmaster formerly known as the Silent Third party:

fool, Here are 15 relatives in sport:

15. Bobby & Jackie Charlton (football) 14. Frank Lampard Senior & Junior (Football) 13. Harry & Jamie Redknapp (Football) 12. George Forman and Freeda Forman (Boxing) 11. Ben Cohen (Eng; RFU) & Stan Cohen (Eng; football/soccer) 10. Craig & Alister McDermott (Aussie cricket) 9. Stuart & Chris Broad (England Cricket) 8. Brian & Nigel Clough (Football) 7. Alex & Darren Ferguson (Football) 6. Ian & Liam Botham (Cricket, football & Rugby) 5. Graham & Daman Hill (Motor racing) 4. Greg Norman & Gregory Norman (Golf) 3. Gilles & Jacques Villeneuve (Motor racing) 2. Venus & Serena Williams (tennis) 1. Gary & Phil Neville (football)

A good team Mr. QfkatSTP, but Gary & Phil Neville at prop, hmmm

In the meantime; here’s fool’s Heineken Cup/Super14’s team – players who have played in both:

15. Christian Cullen (Munster & Hurricanes) 14. Lote Tiquiri (Leicester & Waratahs) 13. Luke McAlistair (Sale & Auckland Blues) 12. Aaron Mauger (Leicester & Crusaders) 11. Casey Laulala ( & )10. Dan Carter (Perpignan & Crusaders) 9. Byron Kelleher (Toulouse & Highlanders & Chiefs) 1. Carl Heyman ( Newcastle Falcons & Highlanders) 2. Gary Botha (Harelquins & Blue Bulls) 3. CJ Van Der Linde (Leinster & Cats & Cheetahs) 4. Corniel Van Zyl ( Trevisio & Cheetahs) 5. Paul Tito (Cardiff Blues & Hurricanes) 6. Jerry Collins (Toulon & Ospreys & Hurricanes) 7. Marty Hollah (Ospreys & Chiefs) 8. Luke Watson (Bath & Western Province)

Subs: Justin Marshal (Leeds, Ospreys, Montpellier, Saracens & Crusaders) Ricki Januarie (Osprey & Lions & Stormers) Schalk Brits (Saracens & Stormers), Bruce Rheina (Northampton & Chiefs), Greg Somerville (Gloucester & Crusaders) – the rest next week

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end rugby here!

Ok, a willow the wisp of cricket now:

A thribbleistic bout of goodies today that’ll put welts on your carbuncles, so much so that Michael Vaughan, or Vaughanny, or Vaughandrette, My Beautiful Vaundrette, Vuaghandretta is mentioned twice this week, so without any more pustulations lets run down his first moot…

“Every time I put on the telly this bloke is getting hundreds. I just can’t believe what he is doing.”

Exactly, it shouldn’t be allowed, but you tell the Sach that, the man’s got no decorum. 21 years as an international and he’s only 31, the Little Master knocked 200 off an ODI to help India win their second ODI against South Africa. That takes the 3ft 6 fella to 47 Test tons and 46 ODI one’s. That doesn’t sound right does it? ODI one’s. But thems they are.

Over the road in Mirpir, Bangle-land, Colly steadied England’s ship to hoist a 75* on the scoreboard. Captain Cook helped him out on 64 but he was eaten alive by Tamim Iqbal’s 125.

Eoin Morgan and Craig Kieswetter cruised home for England in the end, as did Eoin in the 2^nd game with a 110*

Helping the selectors with their problems was Prior on 42. Perhaps he and Kieswetter can have a fight or I know, put them in the same team. England only just snuck by here by 2wkts, but in Eoin, pronounced Eoin, that man the Vaughaninator says has a pedigree for big hits with sweeps and reverses in the short form; “Eoin is a player we’ve been crying out for in the one-day side.” – Get back in your box Vaughantrilacist.

Down a bit, right a bit, fire! The Chappell-Hadlee series got underway with unlikely hero Scott Styris sealing the Aussies 276 target with his own 49* and four balls to spare.

Ross Taylor hit a 71 off 70 knock and captained for the injured Vettori, which is also where late replacement Styris came in. He later said, “This is a big win for us. This defines our summer. I think Daniel Vettori has already said that.” – Ok, that’s enough big man, you’re delirious, get him some ice, next…

Scott also managed to have a head-butting competition with Johnson, argh, it’s all so clear now, but couldn’t have connected as well, as he was only fined 15% whilst Johnson received a 60% dock off his match fee. Wallop.

And, um, I thought I had more, but no, I’m done. Except to say that Waqar Younis is no longer in contention for the England fast bowling coach position, as he’s now the full coach of Pakistan, which has 650 miles of coastline, is the 6^th most populated country in the world and Led Zeppelin wrote a song about it.

Till next week…

In the meantime catch this if you’re there!

Other Sports:

On a one fight licence Evander Holyfield 47 will box Frans Botha on 17^th April in Las Vegas – may the Holy Saints of St. Sulphur and Syrup protect them both, the silly old mad bastards.

Meanwhile Floyd and Mosley have been gobshiting in the build up to their fight on 1^st May. Floyd got upset because Shane touched his hands in a press conference. After a bout of slapstick sparring, where Shane did touch his hand, I saw it, Floyd vehemently stated that he will win his 41^st fight and no matter whom he knocks stupid on the way, they will just be a formality. He also says he is the bank; “All roads lead to Floyd Mayweather – they all get their biggest payday against Mayweather.” – Ain’t that the truth – hallaujia – Amen.

And now let’s hear it for the news: Bong, bong, bong:

Dubai; shrouded with men in white coats. Dubai; the land of sand, Dubai; built on hot air and black gold, Dubai Mall; 10million gallons of water on the floor, 33,000 sea creatures hopelessly flapping about and 100’s of armed security guards in life jackets yelling tourists not to take pictures as a big hole in a 30inch acrylic wall appeared in the Dubai Aquarium and Underwater Zoo. Fancy being eaten by a shark on land that would really be annoying. You gotta feel for Quint… Farewell and ado to you fair Spanish ladies…

The oldest dog in the world is a Beagle-cross, perhaps a little angry, but not mad. It’s name is Lulu. She’s 21 or 147 doggy years, which is the highest break you can get in snooker, except that has nothing to do with this, although owner Travis Buckley 60, did keep the mutt alive by dragging it down to his local, The Coach and Horses in Longfield Coventry for a swifty every night, and I think there might be a pool table in there, which is close enough.

Of course Travis could have bought a camel and took it to the UAE Annual Camel Pageant, which selects it favourite beast in five sections, rising up to 20 points for its beauty and elegance. Don’t knock it; the winners get luxury cars and the runners-up cash. At auction the best lady humps will go for £2.85m. – Two lumps please.

Late in from the Other Sports section is Glaswegian Ghanaian Kwane Nkrumach Acheampong aka the Snow Leopard came 47^th in the Olympics slalom and was not last. He beat Albanian, Erjon Tola. - Erjon, mate, lift it.

Crazy rock n roll capes No. XXXXXIIIIVVIVI! ‘Charlene was born on 1^st June 1950 – fact. And has never had a beard’

The longest jump on a road worthy Harley Davidson was set this week by Aussie Seth Emslow at 183.7ft (56m) or at least I think it was an Aussie, he did it in Sydney.

You know, Evel Knievel set the first record in 1975, and he jumped 14 Greyhound buses at a distance of 115ft. Then Bubba Blackwell topped him by another bus in 1999. Evel’s real name was Roger. Roger Knievel. I shit you not.

Peter Kay corner – very Cooper-esque, except this is a Peter Cook quote, which is a cross between the Kay and Cooper bit but without the k! – Wrong, all wrong, we’re going back to 2005 and a slice of vocabulary: Cube Farm – An office filled with cubicles.

You wanna buy a hovercraft that drives on the land, sea and air? Then see Kiwi Rudy Heeman who’s built the bloody thing in Nelson, New Zealand and has it up for sale on eBay. The highest bid so far is NZ$20,000. The flying beast has 140mile flying range, 1.8ltr engine, and can do 56mph in the air and 62mph on water. It has bike handlebars, removable wings and is classed as a marine craft. Rudy says, “The machine is fast and furious and roars like a lion, and it is not for the faint hearted. It is adrenalin pumping and exciting.” – When’s it my turn to drive.

Better get a hat

A bloke could get a lob-on over that for weeks. Hang on 55 year-old Indian business man did – three weeks in fact. It’s not Viagra but a nervous disorder called priapism which prevents blood from leaving the knob. Without surgery it would have eventually contracted gangrene and probably killed him. Now Docs say he is impotent. Three weeks. Three bloody weeks.

Robert Ferguson from California was sentenced for just under 8 years this week after stealing a £2.50 block of cheese. The prosecutors wanted life for the man who has 13 previous convictions and has spent 22 of his last 27 years in jail, but as defendant, Mrs Brushia stated, “We’re talking about a piece of cheese.”. – Luckily he’s already served 825 days and will viable for parole after three years. – Good, no-one mentioned taking the biscuit.

Debbie Goard 41 used to work as a cashier in a bakery in San Francisco now she makes cakes that look like run of the mill savoury dinners, such as egg n bacon, Big Mac, a glazed ham, popcorn, Hot dogs, sushi, spaghetti and meatballs. She’s even knocked out a bucket of eyeballs and severed fingers. She charges £130-1300 a cake and she calls it Debbie Does Cakes in San Francisco. Love it