22nd - 28th October 2010 volume 403
October, 27th 2010 19:53 PM

“Well, I stand up next a mountain

I chop it down with the edge of my hand”

(Jimi Hendrix)

 

 

 

You’re reading crazy fool’s  newsround – the world’s news according to crazy fool all rounded up in a weekly bundle of:

 ‘Play’, quizzes, trivia, sponsors, sport and world news – not necessarily in that order

(fresh edition brought to your doorstep every Friday morning – may contain nuts)

Plus; the radio show – with a new look!

 

 

 

 

Reporter: crazy fool

 

Published 28.10.10                                           

For 7th Signal Regiment

 

And now let’s hear it for the news: Bong, bong, bong:

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The baby stork has delivered, so news has been reverted to the radio show, which is now available with morphine, methadone and Jimmy Dean weekly, however, the one available now is with Alf – the one coming straight after is with Charlie… I could go on, but I won’t…much…

 

Nb* the fool’s new edition is not a voodoo chile, as in reference to this week’s opening song, it’s just papa fool’s favourite, and it’s for Thea, so put that in your proverbial and puff the magic that is life brother.

 

 

This week’s Animal News, Number Crunching and the usual Sport, PotD,Q&T, and Fras however, are still available.

 

In the meantime sit back enjoy a tune here on YouTube then tittle to the radio whilst perusing your inner self and ask the question, ‘Really, are you worth it?’

 

(Quick sponsor ad before the song that comes in the middle bit)

 

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Take it away the song in the middle bit: (only available on website!)

 

What they’ve recently said:

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Peter Kay corner – very Cooper-esque, except this is a Peter Cook quote, which is a cross between the Kay and Cooper but without the k! – Wrong, all wrong, we’re going back to 2005 and a slice of vocabulary – wrong again, we’ve done a full circle and it’s back to Tommy Cooper, but with some new one’s – keep up! ‘I went to the doctor, I said, ‘I’m frightened of lapels.’ He said, ‘You’ve got cholera.’

 

 

 

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Sunday BBQ by the pool

 

 

 

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Animal news

 

*Guru, the hairless chimp in an Indian zoo is fed up with his endless attraction of folk wanting to see his biceps so throws his faeces and stones at them.

 

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Number crunching

 

*The most distant object in space is 13 billion light years away. That’s 76 sextillian or 76 billion trillion miles away, formed 600 million years after the Big Bang. It was spotted through the European Southern Observatory Very Large Telescope in Chile.

*Ghosts calling their friends on the mobile has risen by 43%. Uncannily the ghost is usually faint with a distant voice and their number is ‘with held’ or ‘ooooooooo’

*Heaviest pumpkin in the world: 1,810.5lb (821.24kg)

*Austrian flight attendant Dieter Kapsch has collected 1,760 spoons from 447 different airlines. His favourite is from Britain’s Imperial Airlines circa 1924 – 1930.

*Oldest siblings in the world? Five Brits named Kathleen 102, Glady’s 100, Lillian 94, Leonard 92 and Courtney 86.

*In a survey on parking in the UK, folk can waste more than 45 weeks of their life looking for a space. London is the worst at 182 hours a year, followed by Birmingham, Glasgow and Newcastle.

Prostitutes in Els Alamus near Barcelona in Spain have courteously taken to wearing luminous tops in order to prevent traffic accidents.

That’ll do Pig

Keep it wheel.

 

Just cf it

 

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p.s. for the latest news click on crazy fool’s Radio Show – click on red icon – top left of home page – new weekly updated shows Friday afternoon’s – this week for sure!

 

 

Jaspas: Marguerite madness on a Friday is pure madness. See them in the *classifieds. There’s more on offer here that meets the eye – look out for their superb long-lunch deals – they’re long, lunchy and superb and they’re in Saigon, Vietnam! Salt ‘n’ pepper steak is a must – glug it down with a splash of Tatachilla Cabinet Shiraz

 
 
 
 

 

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