22nd - 28th May 09 volume 331
May, 28th 2009 05:42 AM

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crazy fool’s  newsround

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That was the week weren’t it;

 

The scene: fool and Bruce Lee are in cf’s café discussing pies

 

Bruce: Got any pies

 

fool: Yeah

 

Bruce: Pie or Shepherd’s pie

 

fool: Shepherd’s

 

Bruce: Ok

 

Narrator: And so began another enthralling chapter in Saigon living. Next week we’ll be discussing peas.

 

cf's cafe
cf's cafe

1.   How many dead Who members are there?

 

2.  Which English King was also called ‘The Confessor’?

 

3.  What are the lines called on which music is written?

 

4.  In Cockney rhyming slang, what are your mince pies?

 

5.  The Azores are part of which European country?

 

6.  Blanket, back and buttonhole are all types of what?

 

7.  Whose life story was called Stand By Your Man?

 

8. What is a Parthian Shot? A) A military manoeuvre devised by ancient Greeks B) A disguised attacking stroke in badminton C) A hostile remark made as you leave

 

Get all the answers and more in the *Comps & results page – or buzz him, manually, on cf.crazyfool@gmail.com 

 

WHO AM I? – 2009 – Not only wasn’t it; Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Don Jonson nor ‘some freaking beggar’, but it wasn’t Thomas Fowler – who? Alfred McCoy – who? Either! – Here are the clues again: clue No.1: “I spent a fair amount of time on Saigon’s streets – not a lot of people know that.” – Saddle up to Clue numero dos: “A lot of the time of it was spent on opium.” – It was…Michael Caine…of course! Of course it was – gotten by Aye, who told fool in the pub. Now it’s time for a new clue No.1, “As an actor I’d stomp it barefoot in the sand, not un like Sandy Shaw!”

 

is it me?
is it me?

For previous results in the Main Comp – check the *comps and results page. – Should have a sub-comp soon.

 

Scores at the end of week 20 in the 2009 Main Comp series - with a sub points tally in brackets for the first answer in:

 

For those on the edge, just hold on to this for me…oh:

 

Dracule: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1, 1, 1)

 

Legal Eagle: 1, 1, 1 (1, 1, 1)

 

Hannibal Lecherure: the song remains the same (LZ):

 

Silent Third Party, formerly known as Quizmaster: 1, 1, 1 (1)

 

Casualty: zip

 

Aye: 1 (1)

 

Others: 1

 

Quote(s) for the week:

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face

Dave Barry

 

*Non-descript trivia moment*

 

            SOME Greek DIETIES

 

Hestia…hearth, home

Tyche…fortune

Pan…herds

Palaemon…harbours

Dike…justice

 


fool’s Gold

 

  • Researchers say the average woman puts on more than 15 stone during her life then diets it off again

 

  • Shane Warne became the first man to take 700 Test wickets when he bowled Andrew Strauss during the fourth Ashes Test in the winter of 2006 – or possibly the summer!

 

  • The juice of boiled nettles is said to be excellent for easing sciatica

 

 

Dr. Phil Ology’s word of the week:

 

“Words, don’t come easy to me, how can I find the way to make you love me, oh words, they don’t come easy…”

 

The word COGNATE when referring to anagrams means the letters when rearranged forms another word or phrase that redefines the original word.

 

e.g. SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN 'EM

       SEMOLINA = IS NO MEAL

       NORWEGIANS = SWEN OR INGA

 

Things that are really getting on my nose, up my goat and around my wick this week:

Inefficient toothpicks. Yep slithers of timber that get stuck in a well worn molar. I’ve had one flapping about in between my two front pearlies, hooked on the gum to be precise, for the past couple of days now, and it all stems from a shoddy hunk of wood that slipped the factory net. Of course, the younguns and Yanks have no need for a mouth hook as they have perfect teeth. And as for the Vietnamese attempts of announcing to the world by trying to be discreet as they rattle around their cake holes with one hand and shield it from controversy with the other, well you might as well sit there crack naked for all the looks a cherry might give you, because it looks like the ‘victim of cupped hands over the face’ is in some kind of pain or is having a nose bleed, and pardon me, but what’s the point anyway, as they’ve just spent the last half hour, farting, spitting and picking their nose at the dinner table anyway. But I digress, for it’s the tooth wood that’s been hoicking the goat out of me this week – inefficient toothpicks – and losing everything you’ve just written on computer, which happened here and on the rugby page - Bastards!

 

Things that are just Sweet Love:

fool’s become a bit of a stationery geek these days and has become particularly fond of highlight pens. STABILIO BOSS is his favourite with the joyfullera man of the match for the more intricate work. fool’s old pal, in his book Durban’s Bread, was a stationery kleptomaniac, but he’ll tell you more about that when he’s finished it.

 

$5.00 or 80.000vnd
$5.00 or 80.000vnd

A viewer’s favourite haystacks from Bosnia #115 (which is really one of the original 9 – can you guess which one it is – is it one of your favourites?)

 

 

This is another plane:

 

 

 

 

 

And now this bit:

 

 

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Not just a walk in the park

 

Kim Hai Trading Co.,LTD:   where all the best meat comes from – Got any pies?

 

 

 

Jaspas: Marguerite madness on a Friday is pure madness – Go nuts for it – I am. See them in the *classifieds. There’s more on offer here that meets the eye – look out for their superb long-lunch deals – they're long, lunchy and superb and they're in Saigon, Vietnam! Salt ‘n’ pepper steak is a must – glug it down with a splash of Tatachilla Cabinet Shiraz – available from Vino, Saigon – I’m coming after yer Jim!

 

 

Al Frescos: Take home two pizzas and only pay for one – I ask you – that’s just crazy - every Tuesday at Al’s – make it a date. Their ribs are xxxceptional too. Check the *classifieds for their new-ish restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam – is it nearer to you?

 

 

Alibi: Good food, good wine, good beer, come here. It’s in Saigon – they have five big flat screen TV’s – pretty good to catch all your sport on; let alone boogie to their live music and party nights

 

 

 

Don't forget the *classifieds – something for the weekend? - Just a haircut please.

 

 

Ok, what’s on in cfn this week? – Remember; there’s a lot more on offer in the menu on the left, but in the meantime the fool recommends these:

 

*Digger; brings forth round 8 and bites at round 9

*Trigger:

 

*cf's radio show: - OUT NOW– new and improved, with all the buttons – the pause, the play and slidy bit that gets you where you want… almost – Available now are the long forgotten Christmas show and it’s September predecessor, - new one coming soon - look out for the fish!

 

*Tit-bits – .../...If you receive…/…/…/…/…

 

*Grub–Up – * New- New – new – NEW! – Brand new menu in crazy fool’s kitchen/café – click on the Grub-up icon on the left to see what tickles your fancy – fool recommends the Gazpacho

 

*Poetry Corner: ‘Ode to a crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pie’

 

*NEW...Fishman...NEW...Fishman! – Read all the Fishman’s tails in… On The Pond, April ‘09’ – On the shelves now - may The Dog be with you

 

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And *Bongo Massif Bro’s – ‘…so buy, buy Mr crazy fool’s pie, them good old days drinking …’

 

Mr. Meaner...  come take a trip on the wonder why, come take a slice of my pie -

 

- crazy fool’s Shepherd’s Pies on sale now for only 80,000vnd from the fool he-self or available at the Blue Gecko for 110,000vnd

Packed with lumps and bits and things that went baa and bleat – and other things that didn’t say anything, like a potato – the lazy git! They’re wind free too (almost)

Buy six pies and get a free T-shirt; see the full fool’s menu in Grub-up and choose your shirt!

Great Lions and Bokkies shirts coming soon

Plus; every T-shirt sold - $1.00 goes to charity

 

I need a shirt
I need a shirt

 

Now then, now then, now then, you’re just in time for the rugby bit, dun, dun, duuun - for rugby folk ET all; but please, if you’re not keen, do move along now, there’s a good chap (ess):

 

The Irish got the rub of the green. The MB’s plucked it out of thin air and the Lions will need more than pride when it comes to Bafoking. Plus I just stirred my coffee with my left hand, I don’t know what it means but I think it’s a sign.

 

Heineken Cup final:

Leicester equalled Toulouse’s 5 European finals but just failed to share their 3 wins when Leinster pipped them 19-16.

 

The Tigers came off a tough season but that was far from the mind of their coach Cockerill who was pleased with his troops efforts, “We couldn’t have given any more could we? The boys played their hearts out.” – Which was far more upbeat than Geordan Murphy’s spoutings of disappointment, although he was analytical on one point; “I think we played reasonably well and Leinster played that little bit better.”

 

The difference between the two sides was the Dubliners pack that hurried and fought for every inch led by the mercurial Rocky Elsom. Snuggled around their graft were drop goals either side of the halves by B.O’D and a corker from the half way line by Jonathan Sexton.

 

But for sure it could have gone either way. The Tigers had their tails up in the first half with the forgotten English centre Dan Hipkiss making plenty of inroads up the middle with his sidekick Arinle there to shadow him too. Meanwhile, the Irish patiently bade their time.

 

Bar the booting for the points, Leicester’s Ben Woods broke from the flank and stretched for the first try. Not long after Rocky instigated a move that sparked 11 phases and finished with Heaslip bullocking over. The Dubliners continued to rattle the Tiger’s set piece, but by now Louis Deacon was on to steady Leicester lineout, although an infringement ten minutes from time let the Sexpest slot over a penalty, leaving the crowd holding on to their hats.

 

Leinster’s captain Leo Cullen was confusing in his appraisal; “It’s been some pretty tough times over the past couple of years. We’ve had some disappointing days. But when you have a bit of that in the past, it makes it a little bit sweeter.”

 

B.O’D was just happy; “I’ve played with this team for ten years and loved every minute. This win was well worth the wait.”

 

And Rocky’s Man of the Match’s mumble was too indecipherable to understand!

 

Super 14’s semi finals:

The Chiefs made their first final with two tries to one over the Hurricanes, who themselves buckled in their 5th semi – 14-10.

 

It was a fast and furious game brimming with numbing tackles and hefty hits at the breakdowns. Then the best midfield in the comp decided to kick it to the best back three in the comp, to which Mils Muiliani said thank you very much. The first ball came off a high ball straight down Mils’ throat which he gave to the Siv who ran it in from 60metres. Not long after The ‘Canes bounced back care of a close range score from Ma’a Nonu courtesy of the damage done along the way from Victor Vito. The second half proved troublesome from both sides till Sione Lauaki found himself in space and palmed off both Corey Jane and Rodney So’oialo for a fine try. As the fog descended the ‘Canes snuck a linout ten metres out and but for a knock on inches from the line they would have stolen it. So, but yet again for the ‘Canes there’ll be no cigar, and no one knows who knocked it on because you couldn’t se for the mist!

 

The Bulls gun for their second final win in three years after beating the Crusaders 36-23.

 

The Crusaders weathered the Bulls aerial assault very well as the game stuttered into to gear, but when it did – holy fuck! Habana skipped the light fantastic first with a burst of speed Road runner would kill for and found the 10/ 12 gap. Crusaders hit back with great hands from Crotty and Bateman who sent over Adam Whitelock in the corner. The bombs went the other way now and as Akona Ndungane scaled to collect, Kieran Read stole it from him and muscled over for another Canterbury score. Up to this point the Bulls’ Morning Steyn had a drop goal in the bag, and Zane Kirchner added to it by putting away Akona for a try of his own. Waldrom got binned and Morning put over another drop. Pierre Spies out did Crotty on a counter 50 m sprint and before we knew it we had 20 points scored in 8 minutes. The Kiwis got a drop goal back for themselves through Andy Ellis, but with 12 minutes to go that man Morning hoofed a 50 m special drop goal. The turning point? The drops? No, but Zane Kirchner’s try saving tackle in the 29th minute.

 

Top 14: - Not tonight Josephine

 

Some Shorts:

Ireland’s new boys beat Canada 25-6 in Vancouver with three tries from Murphy, Whitting and Buckley. On Sunday they’ll play the States in California…all of it.

 

England won the London 7’s in a thrilling final against New Zealand at Twickenham. Full time had both teams locked on 26-26. The young lad Mickey Young broke for the sudden death try finishing it 31-26

 

The Cip will play for the Saxons in the Churchill Cup in Denver against Canada and the States this summer instead of the full England team who play Argentina. However, he did think he’d done enough; “I’d like to have thought my form was good enough, so you have to go out with the Saxons and put a marker down.”

 

And Martin Cory will captain the Baa Baa’s this Saturday against England, as he will the following Saturday versus Australia. He gave the usual spiel; “They are a club that hold dear everything that is right about rugby.” – Beer, and a good tinkle on the old Joanna

 

The Eddie Jones rant: He’s been suspiciously quiet this week – something’s brewing!

 

 

British & Irish Lions tour to MB-land:

fool was there in ’97, he didn’t get a run, but he knows that tour is kicking up a lot of hurt over in MB-land this week. Jon Smit said so; “It shocked our nation and the disappointment was huge. It'd put a lot of things right if we won this series.”

 

The Lions kick off their first game on the Highveld against Royal XV in Rustenburg, and Warren Gatland has told the men to expect war. An echo of what skipper Paul O’Connell said earlier in the week:

“I played in South Africa in 1999 for Irish Colleges and I'll never forget how big their players were, how fast over hard grounds and how skilful. They have a fiery passion about their rugby that's stronger, more aggressive than Kiwis. There's nothing to compare with this experience, nothing. The closest I can think of in another sport would be the Ryder Cup - but without the blood and bruises. You play every game away, you are always in a hostile environment and you are charged with creating a team out of players from varied cultures and playing-styles. I've won the Heineken Cup with Munster, the Leinster boys won it on Saturday, and with Ireland we've all ended a 61-year wait for a Grand Slam. But the Lions is the highest challenge.”

Hook’s in for Leigh Halfpenny while his thigh gets better. And the fool reckons he should get the nod for Saturdays game, one because he’s excellent and two because he’s got the same name as one of the heroes in Zulu.

The MB’s play a Namibian XV on Friday and in their squad is Cheetah’s Meyer Bosman. Is that the sign of things to come, or is he just cover for the injured Jean de Villiers.

I’m done.

 

Some competitions now:

 

WIN a PRIZE!

 

John Smit’s XV; films where the villain is played by a Brit –: This particular team will be finished sometime in 2008-ahem-2009 – the fool promises! – Only two to get.

John Smit’s XV, as he’s the current World Cup winning captain, so we’ve got another three and a half bloody years of him yet!

 

15.    Salom's Lot 14. Robin Hood  13. The Patriot  12. The Great Race  11. Pink Panther  10. Day of the Jackal 9. Silence of the Lambs  8. Braveheart  7. Lord Voldahart or as fool thinks it; Lord Vodaphone  6. Die Hard 5. Dracula (Any with Christopher Lee) 4. Bramstokers Dracula 3.?   2. Snake from the Simpsons 1.?

There’s a free t-shirt in the post for anyone who can up with the props here – I’m sick of it.

 

More Free T-shirt’s: send in your starting Lions team - if it has 8 names the same as fool’s – you win! Still only one lucky winner so far – well done Mr. B. Patterson from Sarf East London.

 

end rugby here!

 

Ok, a willow the wisp of cricket now:

England wrapped up their ODI series against the Windies two-zip, with fine wins at Bristol and Edgbaston. In the latter game, England’s tally racked 328 for 7. Prior and Shah did most of the damage with 87 and 75 respectfully. The Shiv helped out the Caribbean’s with 68.

 

The first game was washed out as Headingly’s new £600k drainage system didn’t drain. The Yorkshire Chief Exec Stuart Regan suggested ‘the turf was laid too late’…excuse… ‘there wasn’t enough time for it to bed’…excuse… ‘it was too early to take a spike’…excuse… ‘let alone a tractor’…excuse… ‘We’re not Lord’s you know’… excuse… ‘They’ve got a £1m Rolls Royce of drainage systems’…Do I need to go on?

 

It was a lethargic Windie out fit that came for the sightseeing and the Twenty/20 next month, but Levi was happy for the Ashes warm up; “We got pretty much everything we wanted out of our games against West Indies. I liked the way we were clinical and performed so consistently - there aren't many negatives to come out.” – All good then.

 

That’s for sure, but it’s a long wait till 8th July for the first Test in Cardiff – a change from the normal Lord’s first venue, and the Punts knows why, it’s because Australia haven’t lost there since 1934. He said, “I’ve got no doubt they changed it on purpose.” – No doubt are a band aren’t they? But I don’t know that number.

 

Mitchell Johnson’s moulding himself on Glenn McGrath and is to target a particular player – his is batter Ravi; “I’ve seen Bopara and he looked good but there is a difference between a series against West Indies and the Ashes.” – Like he’d know!

All are starting to chirp as the epic event crawls ever closer; Mark Waugh, 43, was quelled to say something off England’s win: “England don’t have a bad squad but they really need Fred firing if they are to have a winning chance against the Aussies.”

To which Stuart Broad was quick to defend suggesting the boys are on the case and lavish the ‘responsibility’ without their icon. – But you still need him.

And don’t ask me what’s happening in the IPL, because it’s just got away from me; or did it. Luckily Bloke Down the Pub reminded me and by chance it was no other than his and the fool’s teams in the final, with the Deccan Chargers nipping the Bangalore Royal Challengers in the bud, thanks to some nice bowling from Pragyan Ojha 3-28, Symonds 2-18 and Harmeet Singh 2-18. fool won. Bloke Down the Pub bought him a beer. And everyone was really, really happy!

 

That’s it.

 

Other sports:

What have Jim Clark, Jackie Stuart, Nigel Mansell, Michael Schumacher, Juan Manuel Fangio, Albert Ascari and Jensen Button all got in common? – Apart from Jensen not having an ‘a’ in his name, they’ve all won 5 out of the first 6 GP’s of the season!

 

Jensen did it in Monaco last Sunday and celebrated by stopping 450 yards short of the HSH Prince Albert’s royal box. Jensen said, "I got out, and had to make a spectacle of that, and then ran around the circuit to where I was supposed to be. It is amazing how much energy you have when you cross the line first. But with your helmet on, you realise it is a long way up the home straight."

 

Got any symptoms?
Got any symptoms?

And now let’s hear it for the news: Bong, bong, bong:

 

Apa Sherpa, who is a sherpa, which is a handy name…hang on, are they all called sherpa, because they are sherpas, or is that just a coincidence?. Anyhow, Apa, who is a sherpa is 49 and has been up Everest 19 times. He reckons its getting harder to climb because of climate change. Nothing to do with he’s getting older. He went up this time to stick a flag up there saying ‘Stop Climate Change – Let the Himalayas Live’. - Whilst there he probably stopped for a beer with Brit adventure-man Sir Ranulph Fiennes who at 65 became the oldest Brit to scale it. He said, “This is the closest you can get to the moon by walking.” – They then finished their McDonald’s and slid down on dustbin lids.

 

There’s a street in the UK called Butt Hole Road and the neighbours are sick of it. Kids mooning all over the place, Yank tourists making detours on their bus to take photos of it, and the incessant tedious same old jokes, which I don’t have any of. There are only four residents who live there, but they’ve forked out £300 and have changed it to Archer Way as it’s only half a mile from a 930 year old castle in Conisbrough south Yorkshire. – Yep, 930 years old!

 

A rook uses its beak as good as a chimp uses its hands. I thought a rook was a castle! A study led by Cambridge student Chris Bird…eh, that’s handy, it’s like the sherpa thing all over again. Anyway, Chris found that the bird can bend a piece of wire to make a hook to retrieve food from a test-tube. Chris said, “This find is remarkable because rooks do not appear to use tools in the wild.” – No, they get the chimps to do it for them, who live near Archer Way.

 

Nuala Conway from Cookstown Co. Tyrone Northern Ireland just popped out 6 babies in 5 minutes – that’s a world record folks. The four girls and two boys were naturally conceived and weighed between 1lb 7oz and 2lb 2oz and are said to be doing as well as can be expected. As too are mum and Dad Austin, both in their 20’s. Dr Clifford Mayes who led the 30 team op squad said, “It is an extraordinary thing to have witnessed.” – I bet.

 

Crazy rock n roll capes XXXXXIIIIVVIVI! The Beatles’ first album, Please, please me was recorded in just one day

 

Scientist Dr Yuri Labvin is the president of Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation in Rusky-land and he says a UFO sacrificed itself to save Mother Earth from a Meteor 100 years ago. Most boffs think a meteor exploded miles above the Tunga forest in Siberia which devastated 80 million trees over 100 square miles and had the force of 15 megatons, on 30th June 1908. I remember reading about that in Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World as a kid – the best Christmas present I ever got. Hang on, there’s more…Yuri also found quartz slabs with strange markings, which he thinks could be part of the alien control panel; he said, “We don’t have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals. We also found ferrum silicate that cannot be produced anywhere, except in space.” – Hmmm, the plot thickens. It’s got a lot of boffs thinking, does that one.

 

Peter Kay corner – very Cooper-esque, but has actually been replaced by Steve Wright: “Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm”

 

Fiona Gibson 39 stole £120k from her husband, mother in law and sister in law, by applying for loans in their name. Then she lied to her husband, of 18 years, Anthony 46 about going to work every day for the past year and went to a hotel to have a romp with her lover. She spent £41,948 of the booty on crap. Judge Guy Whitburn QC said, “You spent it on your hair, nails and the illicit relationship you enjoyed. You are a greedy deceitful woman.” – She got 21 months. I would have put her in the stocks.

 

And this bloke must be absolutely pooping it. He’s a French cop who looks like he’s going down for a 30 stretch. He attacked his wife’s lover with a stick over the head, knocked him out, dragged him to the garage and did ‘irreparable damage’ to his manhood with a kitchen knife in Reichshaffen eastern France.

 

Or what about the South African big cat expert who got eaten in a cage in Zion Wildlife Park, New Zealand by a rare white tiger. There were only 120 of them in the world, now there are only 119. It couldn’t have been the keepers week this week, because a depressed keeper in Naestved Denmark committed suicide in cage of tigers who then ate him. – Have we got any cheerier news!

 

A new Viking museum in York UK called the York Dungeon is wavering any red heads entrance fee this week, as it claims Norsemen were in fact red-heads and not blonde as perceived. The blondes are of Saxon stock and as such the Vikings enemy. Historian Mark Graham said, “Anyone with red hair is likely from Viking stock.” – That’s half of Scotland. I think something like 17% of the world’s red headed population come from Scotland.

 

Scottish bar stool
Scottish bar stool

30,000 pro British residents on ‘The Rock’, Gibraltar, have taken to throwing the rock monkeys at the Spanish navy…no, no, no they haven’t, that’s a lie, but they’re not happy about Spanish patrol boats entering British waters to tell fishermen to bog off. Nor were the British Royal Navy, who sent in a couple of boats to go and get rid of them, along with a stiff letter to Madrid warning her to steer clear of their rock. It is their rock too, as decided in the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht. A suit from the foreign office said, “It’s a violation of British sovereignty and something we take very seriously.” – Very similar to Vietnam is Spain. There’s been the same smoking ban in bars and restaurants across Europe for years, do they take heed? Do they by ‘eck. Do what you like in Spain.

 

The body of Gulboi Freedoon Merza, born in 1901 has been holed up in her daughter’s freezer for the past 29 years! Daughter Daulat Irani 83 from Blackfen, near Sidcup UK, near the fool’s manor, recently told a friend of her secret that’s been bugging her for, well, 29 years. It was reported that she felt very ‘relieved’ after confiding. Police were called in but there seems to be no foul play. It just goes to show; there aint nowt as queer as folk.

 

Ok, I’m just about done, but let’s leave you on a happy note – that being the feud between the Germans and Poles on a nudist beach in the border town of Usedom is over. Two years the Krauts have been wanting to get their kit off without the Poles gawping in disbelief. Two years the Poles have been stating that they are a catholic country and bearing all in public just isn’t, well, Polish. But no fear, they’ve solved it – on the German side you can go buff deep in the sand but the Poles have to wear at least a hat – Simple

 

Last one to bed put the cat out

 

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