4th - 10th Sept 09 v.344
4th - 10th Sept 09 v.344 “I don’t want to set the world on fire I just want to start A flame in your heart In my heart I have but one desire And...
28th Aug - 3rd Sept 09 v.343
28th Aug - 3rd Sept 09 v.343 “If I could stick my pen in my heart And spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya Would you...
20th - 27th aug 09 v342
20th - 27th aug 09 v342 “Deep in the bosom of the gentle night Is when I search for the light Pick up my pen and start to write I struggle, fight...
7th - 13th August 09 volume 341
7th - 13th August 09 volume 341 “Have you seen her have you heard The way she plays there are no words To describe the way I feel”  (Stone Roses)
31st July - 6th August 09 volume 340
31st July - 6th August 09 volume 340 “In the time of Chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray...
24th - 30th July 09 volume 339
24th - 30th July 09 volume 339 “Here she comes now, say Mony Mony Shoot ‘em down, turn around, come on Mony Hey, she give me love and I feel all right...
no fool this week but
no fool this week but fool sends his apologies this week as there is no fool due to a bout of gout in the big toe and technical problems involving seagulls. However,...
10th - 16th July 09 volume 338
10th - 16th July 09 volume 338 “You say you want a revolution, well, you know we all want to change the world You tell me that its evolution Well, you want to change the world...
3rd - 9th July 09 volume 337
3rd - 9th July 09 volume 337 “One way or another I’m gonna get you…”  (Blondie)  
26th June - 2nd July 2009 volume 336
26th June - 2nd July 2009 volume 336 “Whispers in the shadows - gruff blazing voices Hating, waiting Hey boy they shout - have you got any money? And I said – I’ve...
19th - 25th June 09 volume 335
“Actin funny, but I don’t know why scuse me while I kiss the sky”  (Jimi Hendrix)
12th - 18th June '09 volume 334
“When my baby’s walking down the street I see red, I see red, I see red”  (Split Enz)
5th - 11th June 09 volume 333
“We had a lot of luck on Venus We always had a ball on Mars Meeting all the groovy people We’ve rocked the Milky Way so far We danced around...
29th May - 4th June 09 volume 332
“The girl I used to love lives in this yellow house, yesterday she passed me by, she doesn’t want to know me now…oh, can you see the real...
22nd - 28th May 09 volume 331
“The cracks between the paving stones Look like rivers of flowing veins Strange people who know me Peeping from behind every window...
15th - 21st May 09 volume 330
“You got altered information You were told to not take chances You missed out on new dances Now you’re losing all your...
8 - 14th May 09 volume 329
“Getting born in the state of Mississippi Poppa was a copper and her momma was a hippie”  (Red Hot Chili Peppers)   ...
1st - th May 09 volume 328
“When the knights come along at the end of the day Some were half-alive and some had run away But Hear our triumph, hear our shout...
24th - 30th April 09 volume 327
“I’ll ‘av two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please I’ll have some pickled onions and a little bit of cheese,...
17th - 23rd April 09 volume 326
“I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can’t remember your...
10th - 16th April 09 volume325
“A lovestruck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out...
3rd - 9th April volume 324
“Don’t ask us to attend cos we’re not all there Oh don’t pretend cos I don’t care I don’t believe in...
27th March - 2nd April 09 volume 323
“It’s a nice day for a white wedding”  (Billy Idol)
20th - 26th March 09 volume 322
“Govinda Jaya Jaya Gopala Jaya Jaya Radha-Ramana Hari Govinda Jaya Jaya”  (Kula Shaker)
13th - 19th March 09 volume 321
‘Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings. Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes. Dawnlight smiles on you...
6th - 12th March 09 volume 320
‘I met a girl from area three She told me that she worked in a chicken factory This is the dawning of a new era’ ...
27th Feb - 5th March 09 volume 319
‘I been holding out so long I’ve been sleeping all alone Lord I miss you’  (Rolling Stones)
20th - 26th Feb 09 volume 318
‘They got me on milk and alcohol’  (?)  
13th - 20th Feb 09 volume 317
‘Everybody was kung fu fighting those cats were fast as lightening’  (Carl Douglas)
6th - 12th Feb 09 wolume 316
‘What is wrong with my life that I must get drunk every night, Johnny, I’m sorry…’  (Fine Young Cannibals)
30th Jan - 5th Feb 09 volume 315
‘She’s been around Kicking my brains round the floor These are the days it never rains but it pours People on the street People on...
23rd - 29th Jan 09 volume 314
‘Forward he cried from the rear and the front rank died’ (Pink Floyd)
16th - 22nd January 09 volume 313
‘I was dreaming of the past…’ (John Lennon)
9-15th Jan '09 volume 312
‘She was a day tripper one way driver yeah, it took me so long to find out but I found out’ (Beatles)
2nd - 8th January '09 volume 311
‘Run rabbit run rabbit run, run, run, don’t let the farmer catch you with his gun, he’ll get by without his rabbit pie, so run...
12th - 18th December '08 volume 310
‘Someone’s knocking on the door, somebody’s ringing the bell, someone’s knocking on the door, somebody’s ringing...
5th- 11th December '08 volume 309
‘Look, he’s crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small Now he’s up above my head Hanging by a little thread Boris the...
28th November - 4th December '08 volume 308
‘Harold Hill… Of do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill Who came home to find another gentleman’s kippers in the...
21st - 27th November '08 volume 307
‘Pump it up until you can’t feel it, pump it up when you don’t really need it’ (Elvis Costello)
14th - 20th November '08 volume 306
‘Wheels on fire rolling down the road, and noted by my next of kin this ship will explode’ (Bugger – forgot them!)
7 - 13th November 08 volume 305
‘You think we look pretty good together, you think my shoes are made of leather’ (The Who)
31st Oct - 6th Nov 08 volume 304
‘Wish I could be like David Watts, live all my life like David Watts, all of the girls like David Watts and I wish I could have what he...

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