1/ Jimmy Henrick, Everybody know's that one especially politican. Is it about politician packing darkies when they have done the wrong thing?

It was in fact Eric Clapton

q2. Bobby Fischer became a world champion in which game?

2/ Chess. mate

yes mate

q3. What is 1/3 as a percentage to two decimal places?

3/ .003

33.33

q4. How is the actor Michael Shalhoub better known?

4/ For His starring role in Lawance of  Irai or was that and storming Norman Played the role of Peter O'tool

He would be Omar Sharriff then

q5. In which leisure pursuit might you do a Turkey Trot or a Bunny Hug?

5/ Make when I see a nice chickie baby I do the bunny hug but when I am I hacve to play Jesus I slow down to the Turkey Trot.

you cant argue with that.

q6. Which is darker mahogany or ash?

6/ Marhoney

something like that.

q7. Is pine a soft or hard wood?

7/ Pine is a solf wood

yeah, we'll give you that

q8. Excluding the UK which three countries declared war on Germany in 1939?

8/ France, the Brit had to help because the french couldn't for shit. the Ossies had to help because the Brits and the French couldn't fight for shit.

Yeah, France, Australia and New Zealand.